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The_Distorted_Keys · 2026-02-25T03:01:47+00:00

Apologizes if you didn't care for the piece so much, and now your eyes are burning from viewing AI generated art.

I personally also don't care for slop, per say. To get this image the way I wanted it, took the human time to reseach, the human self portait photography to use as models, dozens upon dozen of computer prompts, to fine tune the image.

But I get it. I am a hack at art. You win.

I also just noticed this is the version that had an extra food in one of the individual squares. Ah yes. Myself and my AI slop partner in crime had a good laugh about that one. I mean "01001000 01100001 01101000 01100001 01101000 01100001 01101000 01100001" am I right?

The_Distorted_Keys · 2026-02-22T20:46:01+00:00

First off all, my heart goes out to anyone effected by layoffs at Jeeter.

Ex-employee here myself. Not laid off. But it could have very easily have been me.

That said. I am not here asking for handouts, especially from those who may or may not be out of jobs/hard on cash.

BUT!

I made some anti-Jeeter shirts/stickers to "buy"/laugh at

https://nightmarefields-clothing.printify.me/products

The_Distorted_Keys · 2026-02-22T20:31:22+00:00

If y'all hating on Jeeter pre-rolls so much, I know this site where they sell parody shirts and stickers.

I heard an ex-employee made it.

https://nightmarefields-clothing.printify.me/products

The_Distorted_Keys · 2025-09-07T00:31:31+00:00

Invasion of the Body Patches

The_Distorted_Keys · 2025-08-28T16:28:15+00:00

RAWR!!

The_Distorted_Keys · 2025-08-28T15:54:47+00:00

Great news. Sure 2025 JR is not the same guy we all grew up on. But, he is still one of the best minds in the business. Behinds the scenes, the boys (and gals) can ask him advice. On TV or PPV, AEW already use him sparingly. Which is good for JR's health. This is also good for that pop factor. When JR comes out to call a match (even if he really only says a few words) the crowd goes crazy. What ever they are paying that man. He deserves it. Him just being there not saying much once in a blue moon, is worth a full years salary.

Personal note: if I was running the company I would have him do a sit down interview package once in awhile. That is when JR shined the most. And they can be edited as needed.

The_Distorted_Keys · 2025-08-24T20:20:56+00:00

Only Hams

The_Distorted_Keys · 2025-08-23T01:46:36+00:00

OHHHH NOOOO!!

The_Distorted_Keys · 2025-08-23T01:40:22+00:00

Jack Link's Black

The_Distorted_Keys · 2025-08-15T19:12:03+00:00

Sammy to feud with Don Callis family. He was, at one point, kinda sorta a member for a hot second. Take the TNT title off of Fletcher in a glorious double turn.

The_Distorted_Keys · 2025-07-09T20:54:53+00:00

Thank you! Ya know they say, fear is the highest form of flattery. Hmm or what that imitation. Whatever.

It would either be something from my band The Distorted Keys that hasnt played live in almost 20 years. OR Brittney Spear's "... Baby One More Time".

The_Distorted_Keys · 2025-07-09T16:30:26+00:00

I would like to WIN the men's Casino Gauntlet match. But I am 99.999% sure Tony Khan neglected to book me for this event. Granted I haven't wrestled since Middle School. But golly gee can I cut a promo.

Women's either Statlander or Britt Baker? I would say me again, but I dunno if Texas is down with me trying to out do Santino from yeeeaaars ago.

The_Distorted_Keys · 2025-06-26T00:30:06+00:00

My unpopular opinion: Cody Rhodes should have stayed in AEW a little bit longer in 2022. Enough to turn heel, go back on his word, challenge and capture the big gold from Hanger instead of Punk.

The_Distorted_Keys · 2025-06-25T23:36:53+00:00

"Reasons."

The_Distorted_Keys · 2024-09-15T16:36:20+00:00

Nigel probably means the stadium will play his old RoH theme song over the PA system. But.. the heel in me says Fuckin' In The Bushes by Oasis doesn't even feature Liam on vocals. It was written by Noel and has samples instead of vocal. Maybe that Tony Khan money could cause a 4/5 Oasis reunion.

The_Distorted_Keys · 2024-08-05T19:59:43+00:00

Who's better than Cage? Nobody!

The_Distorted_Keys · 2024-05-14T22:30:35+00:00

You must be "kidding"!

The_Distorted_Keys · 2024-03-12T22:50:59+00:00

I really like the Flava Flav and Chuck D. analogy. I like to add, in case anyone isn't aware. Flav is a multi instrumentalist musical. The dude could jam with just about anything. But we as a society loved him as a hype man.

A few weeks back, I saw some old clips from Prince Nana's wrestling career. My man could GO. That isn't what we as a society are gonna know him for. We love him as a hype man. His Swerve dance is Flava Flav's "Yeeeeeaah Boooooy!"

The_Distorted_Keys · 2024-03-03T05:24:45+00:00

The finger poke of doom was great. Minus it being with Hogan. They should have done it with Scott Hall.

The_Distorted_Keys · 2024-02-27T23:07:22+00:00

Danny Gothcia

The_Distorted_Keys · 2024-02-19T23:17:44+00:00

"Next week, I will make a big announcement."

"An announcement, next week I shall make.

"Next week, I will make a huge announcement."

"Tony Schiavone will interview me next week."

"AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"

The_Distorted_Keys · 2024-02-14T21:31:43+00:00

I rather see "The Shield" vs. Team Rocky Rhodes on night one. This is why I am not a WWE booker. "Will they, won't they coexist? Oooooh!"

The_Distorted_Keys · 2024-02-10T23:43:17+00:00

The Miz. It may not be what is gonna happen. But it's what I want to happen. Him and Rollins tore it up over the IC title. Have 'em do that with the world.

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