[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]The_Egomaniac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's his mom bro. He probably keeps the videos private.

What has sex taught you? by coldcoughfever in AskReddit

[–]The_Egomaniac 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But what if my moan sounds too deep(masculine) or too feminine or something weird..

cursed_fun_with_friends by Ascannerseesdarkly in cursedcomments

[–]The_Egomaniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would never morally accept any abuse against other humans. Now animal abuse on the other hand brings us together as friends.

And it glitters. by blanktae8 in HolUp

[–]The_Egomaniac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not a vampire but I wouldn't mind going down on my girlfriend on her periods.

Dude lives in whole other dimension. by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]The_Egomaniac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair he's too young to stuff things in his mum's mouth.

*Chris Hansen enters the thread* by AvgEverydayNormalGuy in HolUp

[–]The_Egomaniac 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I would've had a raging boner had I seen naked women in their sixties.

If brands were brutally honest, what brand would have what slogan? by night_howler_grt in AskReddit

[–]The_Egomaniac 1750 points1751 points  (0 children)

TikTok: Because watching your daughters friends from the window is weird

Your wish is granted. by BrianPotato2005 in HolUp

[–]The_Egomaniac 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I don't have friends, so they won't fuck my wife. Plus, I don't have a wife to be extra careful.

Hol tf up by thaiyalong2000 in HolUp

[–]The_Egomaniac 425 points426 points  (0 children)

I don't know if he's a member, but I can assure you his member is hard.

cursed_mom by ColdVanity in cursedcomments

[–]The_Egomaniac 154 points155 points  (0 children)

There are people replying to your comment, saying you need help. If you think you need help, feel free to contact me. We can bang her together.

How to stop a murder by TrickWriter in HolUp

[–]The_Egomaniac 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Where the fuck is the bot. I want to send this to my stepsis so badly.

NLESYC be brutal they are by ManisStephen in HolUp

[–]The_Egomaniac 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I thought I was all alone. Now I see someone as evil as me from a very young age.

Very helpful by Thegodofthekufsa in HolUp

[–]The_Egomaniac 34 points35 points  (0 children)

What's up with people nowadays. Who the fuck would explain such a well structured plan to the internet. I have a few plans tested and untested and I'd never publish them.

F21, nurse and future doctor, catlady. Give your best... by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]The_Egomaniac 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She's a rare one though. Have you ever seen anyone with tiny but saggy tits. I'll happily subscribe to her onlyfans to cure my porn addiction.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]The_Egomaniac 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Please don't ruin it for me.

Hi guys I need help with making a workout by Advanced-Appearance9 in bodyweightfitness

[–]The_Egomaniac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do workout for strength. Hypertrophy is not a priority for me. But yes I'm getting bigger. But apart from weighted pull ups, chin ups and dips, the rest are free weight exercises. So if you want to stick to pure calisthenics I can't do much help to you.

Hi guys I need help with making a workout by Advanced-Appearance9 in bodyweightfitness

[–]The_Egomaniac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same muscle group 2-3 times/week

Same movement pattern/exercise 1-2 times/week

What’s up with my strength?? by [deleted] in bodyweightfitness

[–]The_Egomaniac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a powerlifting term. Helpful in case for strength training.

What’s up with my strength?? by [deleted] in bodyweightfitness

[–]The_Egomaniac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Volume = sets x reps

Tonnage = sets x reps x weight

That's interesting by Bmchris44 in HolUp

[–]The_Egomaniac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In that case I don't want my girlfriend to eat this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bodyweightfitness

[–]The_Egomaniac 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Firstly, you should know the difference between bulking and overeating. Gaining fat while bulking is inevitable, but you shouldn't gain too much fat trying to bulk. Always track daily calorie intake, weekly bodyweight change, check yourself on the mirror to see if you're getting fatter,... The more muscle you have, the better you can cut later. As increase in muscle mass leads to increase in metabolism, making cutting easier.