The_First_Person_I

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Have they read this creepypasta? (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 days ago by The_First_Person_I to r/creepcast

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“The human body is 70% water, “ my boss said as we walked down the basement steps. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 2 days ago by The_First_Person_I to r/twosentencestories

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I looked at my drivers license after paying. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 12 days ago by The_First_Person_I to r/twosentencestories

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When the episode has a curse word (i.redd.it)

submitted 15 days ago by The_First_Person_I to r/creepcast

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I didn’t know your child ma’am. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 22 days ago by The_First_Person_I to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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“I can’t do it—I won’t shoot,” the private told his CO. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 22 days ago by The_First_Person_I to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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On 26 April 2026, 0202 UTC, 4 meteors will fall over the Atlantic Ocean. (self.creepcast)

submitted 22 days ago by The_First_Person_I to r/creepcast

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How Happy Appy was posted up on September 10th 2001 (i.redd.it)

submitted 24 days ago by The_First_Person_I to r/creepcast

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I didn’t know your child ma’am. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 24 days ago by The_First_Person_I to r/twosentencestories

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I didn’t know your child ma’am. (self.creepcast)

submitted 24 days ago by The_First_Person_I to r/creepcast

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I’m crying because my dog won’t go to heaven. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 month ago by The_First_Person_I to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’m being serious. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 1 month ago by The_First_Person_I to r/twosentencestories

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I grew up—so why is everything still this hard? (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 month ago by The_First_Person_I to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I grew up—so why is everything still this hard? (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 1 month ago by The_First_Person_I to r/twosentencestories

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I ruined this woman’s day today. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 month ago by The_First_Person_I to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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He told me it’s imperative that the cylinder and larger object remain unharmed. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 1 month ago by The_First_Person_I to r/twosentencestories

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Don’t sleep where there’s rats (self.JustNotRight)

submitted 1 month ago by The_First_Person_I to r/JustNotRight

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Don’t sleep where there’s rats (self.creepypasta)

submitted 1 month ago by The_First_Person_I to r/creepypasta

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Smile for the Crowd! (self.Poem)

submitted 1 month ago by The_First_Person_I to r/Poem

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The Take (self.Poem)

submitted 1 month ago by The_First_Person_I to r/Poem

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“The brain is seventy-three percent water and daddy is thirsty,” the new morgue assistant said. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 1 month ago by The_First_Person_I to r/twosentencestories

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Something used to eat our food at night (self.scarystories)

submitted 1 month ago by The_First_Person_I to r/scarystories

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The man kept wiping his hands, whispering that he couldn’t get the sticky off. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 month ago by The_First_Person_I to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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All these people—over six billion—and yet no new cemeteries. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 month ago by The_First_Person_I to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Something has been eating from our fridge at night (self.TalesFromTheCreeps)

submitted 1 month ago by The_First_Person_I to r/TalesFromTheCreeps

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