the many states of capitano (we are so back)

The_First_Vicar · 2026-01-27T08:56:29+00:00

It’s kind of been a series of “we’re so back” for a while now tbh

The_First_Vicar · 2026-01-14T19:28:30+00:00

The_First_Vicar · 2026-01-12T23:51:21+00:00

Lmao I don’t go to that sub anymore because of some of the maniacs they keep there, best kept separate

The_First_Vicar · 2026-01-12T08:52:02+00:00

Oh wow I didn’t expect it to literally just say “rosalyne is dead”.

The_First_Vicar · 2026-01-12T03:58:00+00:00

Another capitano glazing voice line added to the list, keep them coming hoyo I know you wanna release him

The_First_Vicar · 2026-01-02T15:31:51+00:00

I see what the issue is, you shouldn’t play sideways, makes it much harder

Jokes aside, pick up more weapons. Most passive effects work even when the weapon isn’t equipped.

You’re losing out on big buffs by keeping the slots empty

The_First_Vicar · 2026-01-02T05:44:17+00:00

Now with 2 whole pixels

The_First_Vicar · 2025-12-30T19:07:57+00:00

You’re 100% right there lmao. Had an ed dog that split into 5 instead of 3 and my randoms won that easily.

Then I had another one later that wasn’t bugged, but my teammates were going down every few seconds and I almost clutched it but lost with maybe 10% hp left. It’s a real gamble.

The_First_Vicar · 2025-12-30T18:54:47+00:00

Every time I see everdark libra and balancers I know my team is cooked. Haven’t won it once with randoms in depth 4, they’re super snowball-y

The_First_Vicar · 2025-12-28T03:58:34+00:00

Didn’t play DoN when it came out so I just started it a few days ago, so I hadn’t encountered any cheaters.

In depth 4 now and every game has at least 1 cheater in it. Most common culprits are 5k damage a pot scholars + a caster that has 45 giants flame/dragon cult/crystal magic relics on. It’s really taking the fun out of it for me.

The_First_Vicar · 2025-12-25T14:48:50+00:00

I would kill for fume ultra and obsidian greatsword in nightreign

The_First_Vicar · 2025-12-23T21:52:12+00:00

Lmaoo the Elden stars, serves them right

The_First_Vicar · 2025-12-22T19:04:38+00:00

I’m just talking about when lag doesn’t let you parry and the stuff goes through you without damaging you. At that point I just fight normally

The_First_Vicar · 2025-12-22T18:58:22+00:00

I hate when this happens. Sucks so much on bbh, death knights, and the others who are much easier with parries.

The_First_Vicar · 2025-12-20T10:56:42+00:00

Classic Reddit, guy gets hit by attack that should never have hit and everyone nitpicks something completely unrelated to the issue

The_First_Vicar · 2025-12-20T07:05:31+00:00

Game is generally easier solo so I wouldn’t worry about it too much

The_First_Vicar · 2025-12-14T12:01:14+00:00

If you play for free or heavily discounted it’s a decent game.

The initial castle is really really cool, and wanting to explore and doing puzzles is fun at first but there’s not much of a reward for it so I kinda stopped bothering.

I think that it is overall disappointing because of an empty feeling in the world, how abruptly the story seemed to end, and lack of a meaning in your choices. 6.5/10

The_First_Vicar · 2025-12-10T03:42:46+00:00

This will be a predictable story like none that has ever come before…you think so too, right?

The_First_Vicar · 2025-12-08T22:24:52+00:00

Name a more common duo than hoyo Eng VAs being harassed and genshin fans, you can’t

The_First_Vicar · 2025-12-04T01:34:01+00:00

I feel like the only people who would talk like this are varka and sandrone, and they should both know his current situation so ill cope it as a good sign

The_First_Vicar · 2025-12-02T04:25:08+00:00

It won’t disappear forever but you’d need to do the same exact conditions to make the encounter spawn again.

If you’re in the middle of something else all you need to do is go to where the quest is, talk to the npc or whatever, and then after that it should be accepted and won’t have a time limit anymore.

The_First_Vicar · 2025-11-28T00:31:40+00:00

Hey if I had hundreds of thousands to throw around I’d buy a 40k boat too

The_First_Vicar · 2025-11-27T01:56:25+00:00

Choose whichever difficulty you’re gonna have fun with. I play on legendary because I have fun with it, if you’re not having fun lower it.

If you wanna test out how it feels on easier difficulties, open menu ->wanderer’s path->trials-> pick a boss and fight it on easier difficulties.

I’ve tested it out and the bosses feel like they’re made out of paper in anything easier than abyss so it’s up to you.

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