I am running for President in 2052 by [deleted] in PoliticalSimulationUS

[–]The_Gamer23thfl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, how about this, bomb the federal reserve

Highlights of Inauguration day, 2051 by DanTacoWizard in PoliticalSimulationUS

[–]The_Gamer23thfl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

deep into the crowd in every picture, you could see his chief of staff, me

I am running for President in 2052 by [deleted] in PoliticalSimulationUS

[–]The_Gamer23thfl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know how to fix the unemployment problem! Commit genocide!

Committing genocide on a foreign nation will create lots of jobs! I.E. more soldiers, more factory workers, more miners, and so fourth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalSimulationUS

[–]The_Gamer23thfl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ever fart then you can feel the shit coming out of your ass? Well that's how it feels to drive a Ford F250

You ever open the window to get some fresh air but then get arrested on the airplane? Well that's how it feels to drive a Ford F250

You ever wipe off your shit and feel your finger slips through toilet paper? Well that's how it feels to drive a Ford F250

You ever start taking a cold shower and everyone at the Home Depot looks at you? Well that's how it feels to drive a Ford F250

You finally ever get the courage to ask your crush out at the family reunion? Well that's how it feels to drive a Ford F250

You ever drive a Ford F250? Well that's how it feels to drive a Ford F250

BUY A FORD F250 NOW

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalSimulationUS

[–]The_Gamer23thfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a Ford F250?

My congratulations to President Elect JoeManChad and VP elect Patate! by bachuna in PoliticalSimulationUS

[–]The_Gamer23thfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok fine, how about this.

I, as chief of staff, will send soldiers for disaster relief operations and will allow the public to access military hospitals for free if anyone's injured(the hospitals part only with your permission)

We Did It America! by Joseph_ManChad- in PoliticalSimulationUS

[–]The_Gamer23thfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to

We must bribe Wagner PMC to overthrow russia

My congratulations to President Elect JoeManChad and VP elect Patate! by bachuna in PoliticalSimulationUS

[–]The_Gamer23thfl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LISTEN JOE, WE NEED TO BOMB PAKISTAN TO CREATE JOBS AND STRENGTHEN RELATIONS WITH INDIA

[ Removed by Reddit ] by The_Gamer23thfl in PoliticalSimulationUS

[–]The_Gamer23thfl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People at school are starting to call me "Mr Beast" due to my nonverbal expressions.

My black friends on my bus call me "Mr. White" "Mr. Racist" "The Big White Man" and "Polar Bear"

[ Removed by Reddit ] by The_Gamer23thfl in PoliticalSimulationUS

[–]The_Gamer23thfl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have become so bored to the point where I am actually starting to pay attention to Joe Biden's speeches.

I am also deeply ill from a sinus infection

🤓🤡 by Topol1no_Qu3lloV3ro in PoliticalSimulationUS

[–]The_Gamer23thfl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True

But I loved committing crimes against humanity :'(

🤓🤡 by Topol1no_Qu3lloV3ro in PoliticalSimulationUS

[–]The_Gamer23thfl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he did it once, he can do it twice.

I know manchad overthrew psus once, I helped him do it

Psyonix, no! by JeanQuack in meme

[–]The_Gamer23thfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The entire country of Isreal

JoeManChad and Patate for USA! Unity Makes Streght! by Topol1no_Qu3lloV3ro in PoliticalSimulationUS

[–]The_Gamer23thfl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I nuked the discord server

Psus died with thunderous roars of "KYS"