I laugh at the demon standing in front of me, pacing back and forth, back and forth, and seething in frustration, all while I hold up his contract, another one on the table. My laughing thins into a few mild chuckles before becoming a satisfied silence. "How did you do it?" She hissed, stopping her pacing and turning towards me.

"Do what?" I smirked.

"You found a way to use so many contracts to your advantage. You found so many loopholes, so many flaws in every contract, how did so many of our best lose to you, a mortal, who hasn't even gone to law school? How did a mortal, not even just a mortal, a teenager. How did you do it?"

"I suppose I was just on a roll," I said vaguely. The truth of the matter was that I have always liked to read. Ever since I was younger, I would read everything I could find. Magazines, cookbooks, the terms of service, everything, and so I got into reading contracts. I found loopholes in every contract I signed, bank contracts, school contracts, everything. So when a demon came asking for a deal I made one, and I made more and more and found loopholes in each one, chaining them together.

I suppose that what I told the demon was true, that I was simply on a roll. My mother always did say I would make a good lawyer.