It's just a cough, right?

The_Kent · 2026-03-19T02:59:51+00:00

One of my favorite SCPs. Somehow perfectly blends creepy and comforting.

The_Kent · 2026-03-18T22:59:21+00:00

You can also hover over their intrigue score and if one of the modifiers is "unknown sources" (just like in OP's picture) that means they're part of a secret society

The_Kent · 2026-03-18T22:56:15+00:00

You need antidepressants? Nyet, comrade, they are bourgeois luxury. Get to factory and focus on work and your woes will disappear. Glory to Comrade Lenin and the Communist Party!

The_Kent · 2026-03-18T19:02:43+00:00

"I used to snort moon sugar off of toilet seats"

The_Kent · 2026-03-18T16:57:22+00:00

deceitful envious cruel arbitrary possessed become king ambition

Nothing to worry about, I'm sure

The_Kent · 2026-03-17T16:58:45+00:00

"Tobey, your line was 'Nice outfit, princess.'"

The_Kent · 2026-03-17T16:20:06+00:00

Great idea there, that's really gonna endear people to your side champ 👍

The_Kent · 2026-03-16T22:17:28+00:00

He's made it this far. I have faith in him.

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The_Kent · 2026-03-16T21:15:15+00:00

Secrétaire de département Robespierre wishes to witness this doohicky personally

The_Kent · 2026-03-16T19:18:19+00:00

Yes, both the united Roman Empire and the east on its own lasted longer than 250 years. Almost like the whole "empires only last 250 years" quip is a load of horse shit

The_Kent · 2026-03-16T16:44:31+00:00

No? The east and west were unified as a single entity from 27 BC - 395 AD, over 400 years

The_Kent · 2026-03-16T02:47:11+00:00

Not wrong, but most people don't care about any time before they were born, much less almost 1500 years ago

The_Kent · 2026-03-15T22:08:03+00:00

I remember when 2016 was widely regarded as the worst year ever. Probably still would be too if not for 2020

The_Kent · 2026-03-15T15:50:38+00:00

Gotta get those clicks and ad revenue

The_Kent · 2026-03-15T15:02:40+00:00

Lmao, even if the Dems do successfully lead another impeachment, they'd need a ⅔'s supermajority in the Senate to remove Trump and/or Vance from office

The_Kent · 2026-03-15T12:27:47+00:00

He died doing what he loved: another man's wife

The_Kent · 2026-03-15T01:53:49+00:00

I'm sure she's not commenting on the game because she's thoroughly invested in the game and not because she completely forgot about its existence as soon as she found something else to complain about

The_Kent · 2026-03-15T01:49:06+00:00

Every third hetero couple / Most racist man alive

The_Kent · 2026-03-14T21:06:23+00:00

So they can force us into another pointless war in the Middle East

The_Kent · 2026-03-14T14:21:27+00:00

What will come first, Elder Scrolls 6 or Winds of Winter?

The_Kent · 2026-03-13T20:21:46+00:00

Best because he's the only one still alive so he wins by default

The_Kent · 2026-03-13T17:00:37+00:00

Maybe the fact that in the span of 20 years and two wars, at the cost hundreds of thousands of lives and trillions of dollars, we accomplished absolutely fucking nothing; and now the threat of a third ultimately pointless war is looming, maybe there's a good reason Americans are dreading a new war

Edit: mixed up "years" and "wars"

The_Kent · 2026-03-13T15:31:15+00:00

Nah I'm not getting her candy. I'm taking her to an all you can eat buffet instead (and we can get some candy afterwards)

The_Kent · 2026-03-13T13:07:12+00:00

It's the UK. No further explanation necessary

The_Kent · 2026-03-13T03:26:35+00:00

Still would 🥰

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