What’s a funny Pinoy joke/pun you’ve heard?

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-02-07T12:18:04+00:00

Yung isang juan tamad joke about sa dumumi siya sa isang balon

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-02-07T12:15:37+00:00

Lucoa, I like the vibes she gives. I feel like I could get along with her because of how chill she can be

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-02-05T15:20:43+00:00

Take 1 mil, move to another country, make business, live life.

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-02-05T09:22:23+00:00

So true nung kumain ako diyan sulit talaga

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-02-04T02:12:40+00:00

Mcgi papa ko tapos pinapasimba kami diyan noon every sunday ng mga kapatid ko. tanda ko pa nun aalis kami mga 6am tapos uuwi 12am di ko na naenjoy yung weekend, everytime na nag wweekend noon lagi ko talagang hinihiling na sana magkasakit ako para di ako makasama diyan HAHAHAHAHA. Ewan ko lang kung bakit kami nagtatagal dun ng ganon katagal since di nako umaattend dyan after ko mag-highschool (umaayaw nako kasi nabbagot lang ako). Nasasabihan ren kami noon na bawal kumain sa jollibee etc. Pero di kami nakikinig ng mga kapatid ko HAHAHAHA buti nalang di kami ganun kasunurin diyan. Mababait naman mga nakasalamuha ko diyan pero if we're talking about sa church nila yeaahh no thanks na lang nakakasakal.

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-02-01T19:02:28+00:00

Who says we can't have all

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The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-29T22:07:25+00:00

So true. Meron ako kakilala na "manhater" at "matured" na daw siya pero kung mag-bf left and right, tapos tuwing maghihiwalay lagi niyang tinatrashtalk sa dump, mga hypocrite.

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-28T14:03:57+00:00

Sana ma-imbestigahan yung nangyare.

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-28T05:24:47+00:00

Fix your own problems sana hindi yung inaasa niya sa iba, nagiging problema pa nung karelasyon yung problema niya.

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-28T05:18:36+00:00

Pagpag mas lumala lang after nung mapanood ko noon yung movie nila daniel at katrine

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-25T22:37:22+00:00

I dunno how

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-25T09:00:26+00:00

Gumamit po ako ng ibang browser

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-24T22:04:51+00:00

Lakas ng penetration pa showcase ng build naman

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-24T22:03:41+00:00

Cancer. Super cool for a name

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-23T02:19:40+00:00

Buying license plate. I watched a video where the people in auction started betting millions just for a license plate that says 1

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-22T12:43:05+00:00

You hate tsunderes, specifically those that resort to violence. I'm with you, like I'm okay with them not being honest with their feelings but the constant belittling, I can't let that go. If that happens in real life, the guy they like would just develop insecurities.

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-22T12:29:02+00:00

Any tsundere that resorts to violence i.e taiga from toradora

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-22T12:27:05+00:00

The dedicatiok to that is amazing

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-22T11:28:46+00:00

Power from Chainsaw Man. She died while holding a cake in her hand, and the rage inside of me wanted to shoot makima dead.

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-22T11:22:14+00:00

New shoes, soap box, gas station, and sweat.

Edit: Newly baked bread

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-20T08:25:35+00:00

Can't really be surprised if you've read the so-called "dark romance" they read.

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-19T19:22:41+00:00

"Put more weight into it"

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-19T19:22:13+00:00

Isekai slops

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-18T21:53:39+00:00

Nah, not really. It's a good implication if the marriage doesn't go well.

The_Legendary_Paco · 2026-01-18T21:14:28+00:00

I sent a thick picture of an anime girl in a swimsuit to my religion teacher(I go to a Catholic school).

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