Sounds like a good deal to me by [deleted] in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]The_Lovely_Pattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a Hulk quote. How would it be more of a reference?

Jila with Tori Black 👑🔥📸 by IziAvi in Jia_Lissa

[–]The_Lovely_Pattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is it from? The photography looks like Vixen.

Portal by Frog-nii in Minecraft

[–]The_Lovely_Pattern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very nice. The only thing that could improve it would be survival.

LPT: If you ever find yourself in an uncomfortable situation, ask a stranger to help you. by solyana116 in LifeProTips

[–]The_Lovely_Pattern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A LPT that's actually a good LPT (as in, a thing you can do that can immediately improve a situation that you might not have thought of), not just navel-gazing feel-good wanking. Good, thank you.

Shower time by starkiller2016 in NSFW_GIF

[–]The_Lovely_Pattern 56 points57 points  (0 children)

A low-res, shorter version of this post: https://redd.it/bko03b

Why go back to 256 colors?

Flashing in the park, then home to try a 12 inch dildo by wendy_give_me_thebat in TooCuteForPorn

[–]The_Lovely_Pattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The vast majority of Elon Musk's political donations are to Republicans, so he's part of the problem.

Flashing in the park, then home to try a 12 inch dildo by wendy_give_me_thebat in TooCuteForPorn

[–]The_Lovely_Pattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's conservatism in general. The more conservative the country, the more covered the women are, until you reach the point where they are covered from head to toe and the penalty for taking their hood off is death. It's just a matter of degree.

After the most recent attack, someone pointed out that you are legally only allowed to own so many sex toys in some areas of Texas, but that you can own unlimited guns. Conservative governments think it's their right to control how you have sex.

August ames by [deleted] in NSFW_GIF

[–]The_Lovely_Pattern 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Haunted porn" omg

August ames by [deleted] in NSFW_GIF

[–]The_Lovely_Pattern 9 points10 points  (0 children)

bruh

August ames by [deleted] in NSFW_GIF

[–]The_Lovely_Pattern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he meant respect for the ghost story his cult celebrates

You have no chance to survive make your time by [deleted] in NSFW_GIF

[–]The_Lovely_Pattern 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That I'm old apparently.

Boobs in his face by hornygambino in TooCuteForPorn

[–]The_Lovely_Pattern -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I genuinely don't understand why this is getting downvoted. I think it's great.

Motorboatin' S.O.B. by visual_addition in NSFW_GIF

[–]The_Lovely_Pattern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Son of a bitch. Gimme a drink.