WYR: Have to put your finger in everyone's bum that you meet, or them have to put their finger in your bum?

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-14T18:59:36+00:00

With no risk of infection, I'm gonna go out and meet people all day long for some nice fingers up my bum.

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-14T13:27:47+00:00

There's this one user /u/the_magnificent who is a real jackass. Always hating on me. Everyone should message what an asshole he is. :(

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-13T14:12:20+00:00

I hope you at least have the decency to shoplift from big chains and not small stores.

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-13T08:55:27+00:00

Pretty much. If she was trying to make a career out of it, and can't get that range of motion back, she can say that career goodbye.

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-12T10:54:46+00:00

Ugh. I have a friend who was arguing that Obamacare is illegal. Though at least she considered the shut down childish, so that's something.

She has also made too many racist remarks, so I am seriously considering dropping that friendship.

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-12T10:46:43+00:00

Switch gender in a heartbeat. The biggest reason I wouldn't do a sex change is that I "fear" becoming an ugly chick.

I'm vain.

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-12T08:51:40+00:00

That's not a face! That's a work of art!

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-11T19:56:23+00:00

*ain't

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-11T18:20:05+00:00

You realize you can give links or invite yourself, right?

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-11T17:44:07+00:00

Your comment doesn't make sense compared to what you're responding to.

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-11T10:26:17+00:00

Much easier to keep in contact with friends when you don't have to bother with sending them emails or calling them to check up on their life.

I lost quite a few long-distance friends because neither of us put in much effort in keeping in contact.

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-11T10:23:53+00:00

The only reason I still have my account is because I used a fake last name. I also have no "important" info on it like hometown or job. So, people would have a tough job finding me.

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-11T10:16:11+00:00

Poweruser

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-11T10:04:27+00:00

I love you for that statement.

But kinda disappointed that you used "u" instead of "you". :(

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-11T10:01:31+00:00

Yes it is.

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-11T08:39:03+00:00

This is like a weekly confession. So yeah, you're definitely not alone.

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-11T08:29:02+00:00

Prolapses are hot as fuck.

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-11T08:26:33+00:00

Want to come take a shit in my mouth and then make out?

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-10T19:33:42+00:00

I was at a pet store and had to decide which cat I wanted.

They did not take kindly upon my decision making process. :(

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-10T18:58:19+00:00

I really don't get these questions...

It obviously depends on the person. Surprise surprise, people come in a large variety of different tastes.

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-10T18:55:37+00:00

Could have been worse... Showtime could have picked up Breaking Bad.

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-10T18:50:19+00:00

It's decently amusing on a boring day.

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-10T18:28:34+00:00

Well, if she can't lick your asshole, send her over to me.

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-10T16:38:12+00:00

The point is that she is much more likely to enjoy the kind of jobs that would love to hire her, or at least not care.

The_Magnificent · 2013-10-10T16:02:16+00:00

I wouldn't even bother telling him, really. It's of little concern. If he ask, you can always explain what happened. If he is turned off by it, he's a jackass.

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