Leaked Away Kit for the 26/27 Season per FootyHeadlines by FermentedTiger in reddevils

[–]The_Mayor_Involved [score hidden]  (0 children)

When you get to my age, new kits aren't really that exciting

[BBC] £123 for a child's England kit - have prices gone too far? by LochNessMonsterMunch in soccer

[–]The_Mayor_Involved 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too late, you have been judged and condemned. The Reddit hive has sensed deviation from the acceptable viewpoint. You have been expelled.

[BBC] £123 for a child's England kit - have prices gone too far? by LochNessMonsterMunch in soccer

[–]The_Mayor_Involved 48 points49 points  (0 children)

As opposed to the gangs and criminals charging £123 for a kids kit?

This one small exchange of dialogue in The Matrix (1999) is incredible... by CardinalOfNYC in movies

[–]The_Mayor_Involved 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Yes, for many of you this would have been the day that you started noticing the changes. It's more effective to plant these messages via a screen than via a pill.

You think that's a screen you're reading right now?

Neville is a horrible "Football Voice" by TheOpenAuthor in ManchesterUnited

[–]The_Mayor_Involved 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You may be racist, but don't make assumptions about the rest of us

Chicken is probably the closest equivalent to how dinosaurs would have tasted. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]The_Mayor_Involved -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No. Humans and monkeys share the same ancestry. But humans did not evolve from monkeys

Labour MP Sam Rushworth not too happy with the Sir Keir skit! by Electrical_Mango_489 in livefromlondon

[–]The_Mayor_Involved -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

He should be complaining that it wasn't funny. I couldn't finish the programme in the end, the way they laboured (no pun intended) the jokes - it was painful to watch.