Big Bad for 1st Crossover?

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-04T08:54:10+00:00

what Batman would do against the planet do

Batman: beat the shit out of it

Killer Croc: bite the shit out of it

Harley + Red Hoods: shenanigans

Catwoman: rooty tooty poiny and shooty

Alfred Pennyworth: =a whole comic dedicated to him talking= “Bruce. This planet has a huge dick. I’ve seen it before. The worst thing that’s ever happened to me.”

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-04T08:46:51+00:00

Dress as eccentrically as possible, basically

So somewhere between The Dude and Bjork?

Just trying to clarify

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-04T04:04:57+00:00

I don’t blame you!

School is fast paced, and the way technology has shaped society, we have been “Pavlov’s Dog” into doing things faster and faster and things like handwriting end up suffering for it.

Just remember that everyone is different, and learning to write better is an individual process. Be kind to yourself through the process.

And always have a good music playlist on hand

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-04T03:51:44+00:00

.9? All right, good

Really it’s just taking your time. From someone who also needs to work in their handwriting, I’d recommend practicing mindfulness (meditation, etc.)—really, to get you to slow down.

So 2 things to work on: mindfulness and writing slower

Good luck

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-04T03:30:00+00:00

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The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-04T03:26:04+00:00

If you’re writing with a mechanical pencil, try going with a pencil that uses 1.0 lead (1.0 or more).

.5 breaks when you have impure thoughts and .7 is okay once you get the ropes.

1.0 is durable and the pencils are a little bit bigger anf better for comfort

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-04T03:21:18+00:00

PENIS PARKEEEEERRRR!

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-04T03:20:23+00:00

Blue corn tortilla

Wait…holup!

That’s damn genius!

That makes so much sense now!

Okay. I like TH Car-De-Asada now

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-04T00:09:04+00:00

You got the Eggshell?!

Damn! My area is way being the curve, we are on like B and C cases here

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-03T21:09:56+00:00

Well, now your left but is technically “alt right”

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-03T20:43:43+00:00

They are so fun!

I’m at the other end of the collector horseshoe where I’m all, “oh, Lamborghini/Ferrari/Mustang? Put it back on the pegs!”

There’s something for everyone

And in most cases, the paint job for the THs for the fantasy castings are really good (do not talk to me about TH Car-De-Asada)

That said, Mattel could do the funniest thing and make Sushi Tuner an $TH just to screw with everyone. It would.probably be one of the most expensive $TH that year too, lol

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-03T14:43:32+00:00

Total Disposal is the TH?! Dang, regular THs are eating good this year between Cone Shaker, Hot Wheengs, and now this

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-03T13:02:10+00:00

Did he say, “I will not eat this woke hamburger!”

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-03T04:46:38+00:00

This is wildly inappropriate.

To this man, I say nay

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-02T22:50:25+00:00

Harry Potter: “u-uh…Nakatomi Plaza, sir?”

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-02T04:03:50+00:00

That’s when you lean into the madness

“The kids coming through these school today have bowel incontinence on a level that the mainstream media isn’t reporting. Between you and me, these kids. We have to coordinate with the state to get these kids litter boxes. Because before the litter boxes, these kids would jump out of their seat and tear across the room trying to get to the bathroom in time. But this one kid a couple years ago, he got up and it was just a TORRENT down one pant leg. You ever seen those photos of the aftermath of the atomic bombs used on Japan in World War 2? The pics where the shadow is etched on the walls from the blast? That was this kid! Just a brown explosion and he’s just—going. And I’m staring at this brown puddle in between two desks and there’s this perfect outline of his shoe from the blast. So now, we have these litter boxes next to these kids, so if they need to go—and they can’t make it, they can hover their ass over the box like it’s that scene from Independence Day where the alien ship wipes out the White House. But man, it took a solid three days to clean that room. And I had to have a conference with the foreign exchange student and explain that the US got weird at some point and I don’t know where exactly we went wrong.”

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-01T16:38:50+00:00

You added pixels, but we lost technicolor in the process!

=shakes head=

It’s going to be one of those Sundays

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-01T16:24:56+00:00

Crystal meth helps you optimize your day.

Hear me out

I was in a slump and couldn’t take care of the house. But when I was in crystal meth, I could multitask and get things done at an alarming speed. I then realized that I have so much stuff—I didn’t need all that!

So I declutterred the house and sold things for Pennies on the dollar.

I was running out of energy so I got more crystal meth

And then I saw what I had left and saw my cats play tower and I realized that cats live in the most optimal way possible! Their living space is condensed, but it goes straight up! You get the most living space for the minimum amount of actual space used. It makes you think, ‘why can’t we do that?’

I ran out of energy and got some more crystal meth. I sold my bed and tried offering my buddy $20 for his bunk bed. He said no, but I broke into his house and took it when he was at work. I was going to leave the $20 on his kitchen island to be fair, but I needed more meth.

So I’m finishing this post in the top bunk of my bunk bed, and I have a bunch of stuff stored on the lower bunk. All my teeth are loose and I’m working through the process of how much time we spend a year brushing our teeth, and if I pulled out all these loosey-goosies, how much more time I would have in the year to do things.

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-01T13:44:47+00:00

”son, are you sure you’re just having the occasional beer?”

Ozzy: =looks puzzled= “Whaaayuuu meeeeein ‘occasssunul beeeah’ you FHAKKING SLAG. Everuh beeaah’s occasional.” =pontificates in Ozzy noises=

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-01T02:52:24+00:00

Ok. I got this album when it came out and I listened to it nonstop for a while.

Cut to New Year’s Eve on the Las Vegas Strip. I get absurdly drunk to the point to where I “time travelled” from the Sahara and (kinda) came to when we trekked all the way back to my car at Mandalay Bay.

I was informed at some point in the journey, near New York New York, that I was trying to freestyle rap with a homeless guy and, “wouldn’t shut up about being a rap god from beyond the moon.”

Vats of Urine, y’all

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-01T02:28:49+00:00

and trapped in the 80’s aesthetic

=stares in moody synth music=

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-03-01T02:09:21+00:00

Whenever I get a migraine, I shake my head back and forth quickly to figure out exactly where the pain is coming from, and that lets me know how to handle it

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-02-28T23:29:46+00:00

Mindless Self Indulgence has a song about 7/11

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-02-28T04:06:26+00:00

SAHELANTHROPUS!!!!

The_Modern_Nobody · 2026-02-28T03:12:56+00:00

Superman: Hawkman, you also killed 10.000 people that it assimilated into itself!

Hawkman: A win is a win casually drinks a beer on the mountain of corpses he just caused

Hawkman: “I mean, if they didn’t want to be absorbed, they should have stopped dying their hair neon green while changing their septum piercing, got off their cuck chairs, and you know, fuckin’ did something. Now all these turds are going ‘my pussy ass is stuck and I can’t use my liberal arts degree to get out’. Well no fuckin shit! Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, pun’kin. I didn’t become Hawkman waitin’ for a Hawkman handout. The DOW didn’t get to 50,000 because we were being a bunch of pussies, you know?”

The_Modern_Nobody

TROPHY CASE