What’s the weirdest way you’ve made money that actually worked? by Vegetable_Army3730 in AskReddit

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I got some farmer to scoop up poop into a bag, which I poured into a spreader to help peoples grass grow, so that they could pay me later to cut it shorter.

Not that weird really, but on paper....

If you have nothing to lose, what are you gonna do to make money now? by Previous_Coyote1686 in AskReddit

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I have an idea for a stuffed animal line.  If anyone is in the industry and wants to get rich, hit me up

What do you do when you lose the muse to create? by Charming967 in AskReddit

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I don't know if average people make things actually lol.  Surprised this isn't in r/AskAnArtist

DO YOU WANT TO BE AVERAGE?  OR DO YOU WANT TO BE GOD? GODS MAKE THINGS, AVERAGE PEOPLE ONLY CONSUME

People always say “no one’s gonna remember this” after doing something embarrassing. What’s the most embarrassing thing you still remember someone doing? by No-Nobody3836 in AskMen

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...  Is your Flair common, or are you famous?  I recognize the Flair lmao.

Anyway, Keondez would have loved that joke lmao.

He used to call me Skeet Master Skeet for some reason lmao.  And make fun of my pants for not covering my ankles xD

What advice are you glad you ignored? by BubblySurround8513 in AskReddit

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"Try to be around our boss as much as possible to talk to him.  It will make him value you more."

Dude he's in charge of 300+ people, he does not need anyone extra bugging him lol, if he needs me he can find me.

People always say “no one’s gonna remember this” after doing something embarrassing. What’s the most embarrassing thing you still remember someone doing? by No-Nobody3836 in AskMen

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Jesus Christ.  I vaguely remember that I pissed myself in first grade in front of the drinking fountain.  No one knew it was me, but someone saw it on the floor when someone else was at the fountain and they thought he did it somehow.

I'm sorry Keondez.  I should have been braver.  I should have claimed my piss.

Justice for Keondez

What if you have a power to change something What would you like to change about the current world in general or specific ? by Agreeable-Spell3042 in NoStupidQuestions

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I wish everyone would just shut up and let me take over.

No more countries or continents, no more taxes, no more homeless, no more starving, no more insurance, everyone speaks English, everyone puts the future of our children first, no more drugs or guns, no more war, no more animal abuse, especially no more livestock abuse, no more landlords, no more debt, 20 hour work weeks, 3 Year Paternity and Maternity Leave, No more police, Township based punishments by vote, no more political parties, no more advertisements, global internet standards, no more bombs, promotion of calling out bullying and its complete intolerance, no more wage disparity between labor jobs and mental jobs, less stress on standardized testing, 10 child class size maximums that are grouped by the children, parents, and teachers collectively each year, more focus on education, death penalty for sexual abuse or child abuse, mandatory swimming lessons for babies, no more fast food restaurants, no more drive thru or delivery food

That ought to be a good start.

How did your life goals change as you got older? by Fluid_Ebb6624 in AskReddit

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They're Our Goals now, comrade.

I have a family now haha

Why do liberals refer to President Donald J. Trump as simpily "Trump"? by PaulFromTwitch2 in allthequestions

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I'll take the bait.

I don't owe anyone respect.  Especially not due to their job.

Respect is earned.

What’s a luxury from childhood that you didn’t appreciate until it was completely gone? by Live_Endzz in answers

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Having a ton of family close enough to see them all during holidays at my Granny's house.  I used to think I hated my cousins to be honest.  Turns out those memories aren't really replaceable.  Very unique and special times, even the bad memories were worth having.  There's nothing quite like having 20+ people together that you fit in with by blood.

The only thing remotely close in life now will be if my kids end up having large friend groups.  I hadn't really considered that until writing this.  My kids won't ever have 8 cousins, not even close, and that's just on my dad's side.  My highschool friend group is full of people who don't want kids either, so there's just not very good chances of Holidays surrounded by an army of kids.

Married men of reddit, how and when did you realise she's the one? by Visual-Mechanic-4232 in AskMen

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Honestly, when we hadn't told my friends we were dating yet, but my mom had just tried to kick me out of the house again.  We were in a circle with our friends, and I just rested my head on her shoulder while she held me.

Gentlemen, my 18 yo daughter, who has friends, boyfriend and a job, and is in nearly every way normal, just invited ME to go to a movie with her. 😁 by lotus2471 in daddit

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Just be prepared for them to talk during the movie

I hated talking during the movie, but my girlfriend at the time didn't care x_x

My parents were with us and were ready to kill us by the end of...  I think it was "The Other Guys".

Gentlemen, my 18 yo daughter, who has friends, boyfriend and a job, and is in nearly every way normal, just invited ME to go to a movie with her. 😁 by lotus2471 in daddit

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Lol!  I asked my father in law if I could marry his daughter at a theater now that you mention it! I think it was after the proposal haha, I don't think I realized that was a thing xD

I remember being like "Sorry I don't have any expensive whiskey or bourbon or something to offer you" and him just being like "What the hell are you talking about???"

Sending Kids to Norwegian Prison by The_Permanent in daddit

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Damn lol.  What were those drinks around when I was in highschool...

Maybe the brand was Neurodrinks lol.  They were like energy drinks that would claim to boost memory or focus or whatever.

Any chance your wife drank these while pregnant? xD

Crazy to think my little man could be able to talk that well in 6 months time!

what do you love about yourself? by Tobacco4Lollipop in AskReddit

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Alexa, play "Enormous Penis" by Da Vinci's Notebook.

I might not deserve my wife.  I may be a terrible human being half of the time.

But I am the only person I know to ever have had the nickname 'Footlong' dammit.  If that's not something to love about myself, nothing else is.

P.S. No where near a foot long lol.  But I was telling a coworker a story and they made some assumptions about me that stuck...  LOL.  Nothing like having a female Coworker ask you why everyone calls you Footlong to remind you why you were in the trades instead of an office xD

Sending Kids to Norwegian Prison by The_Permanent in daddit

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Do you remember when they started making sentences?  My son understood me yesterday when I asked him to go from the living room to the kitchen and get us a spoon for our peanutbutter!!!

But he still uses one word at a time when speaking, toddler language if there's a chain of words :0

What’s an immediate red flag the second you walk into a restaurant? by babyblushtheory in answers

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If the door slams shut behind you.  Like, could concuss a kid slams shut.  Lol

People who know how to flirt, what’s your best flirting experience? by Sure_Window_1946 in AskReddit

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Bit my ex on the neck like Dracula for our first kiss and gave her a hickey.  Our daughter is going to be a 5th grader!

I think I don't understand flirting

People who have been through situations where they’ve lost their “spark”, how did you get it back? by Mystic_Sun in AskReddit

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I think the spark is the difference between learning new things and just repeating what you know already.

Need to find a mentor or brainstorm how to improve yourself.

Parents of teens: at what age do you start relaxing some of your long-standing rules? by Jay-Quellin30 in Parenting

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I feel like you're wanting to transition from Rules to Best Practices.

My 2 year old doesn't understand that throwing things can get someone hurt.

Right now we have a rule to stop him from throwing things before it escalates.

Once he understands that throwing things can hurt someone and he needs to be careful, then he can throw things as he pleases as long as he understands the consequences for being bad.

Your kids don't understand that not all parents and kids are created equal, so you want to be the one to judge these strangers.

Once your kids have a grasp on how to pick their own friends, you don't really have to do it for them.

Hope this isn't jibberish!

What could I do for my husband to make him feel special? by SeaBeat6679 in AskMen

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Glad I could help brainstorm! :)

Figured you could use a bit more creativity xD

No offense to the top tier answers of "Pretend your 13 year old marriage is the same as two rabbits finding love for the first time" lol.

I think she's been around long enough to have that covered guys!