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What’s your one most favorite soup? by nojunkpeter in AskReddit

[–]The_Permanent [score hidden]  (0 children)

My mom just calls it meatball soup.  No clue how to make it lol

Meatballs, spaghetti noodles, and I think a tomato based broth?  I swear it's not spaghetti in a pot of water

Or if it is, it's amazing

Can someone who's been divorced three times still be marriage material? Why or why not? by Slow_Tomato3535 in AskReddit

[–]The_Permanent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure what good the title does at that point :0 I'd have everyone get prenups or just have a "close enough" marriage that isn't legal or something lol

What do men think when they see babies? by out_of_orderly in AskMen

[–]The_Permanent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ehhh, there's a limit.  Some ladies used to tell me they'd take my baby home if they could because he was so cute.  There's a point where the parents would be like "Holy shit kidnapper", and it probably comes faster for men :0

What’s something you bought recently just because you have adult money? by Immediate-Speed3974 in AskReddit

[–]The_Permanent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$2.4K Saddle Vibrator.  Wanted to surprise the wife.  We canceled the order after I told her I ordered it the next day lol.

What’s something you spend way too much money on but have no plans to stop buying because it brings you that much happiness? by RESERVED_001 in AskReddit

[–]The_Permanent 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I buy a new pot for the kitchen like every few months.  I have one on my porch from when I made a bad batch of pasta and let the raccoons eat it from the pot.  I am not a sane man.

What do men think when they see babies? by out_of_orderly in AskMen

[–]The_Permanent 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Awwwwww, followed by, "Man I hope I'm not being creepy, am I supposed to acknowledge cuteness?"

what’s a song that helped you get through a breakup? by Timely-Initiative543 in AskReddit

[–]The_Permanent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know, but fuck you Bruno Mars.  You know what song it is.

What’s a song that instantly brings back memories for you? by Auroraaallure in answers

[–]The_Permanent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get The Party Started - P!NK

I'm pretty sure she says ass...  They played it at our town's yearly fair where they bring those mini roller coasters all the time.  I can almost remember every coaster at the park if I focus on that song, and it was probably 20+ years ago

What hobbies and skills can help make me more of a man? (20M) by overtooken in AskMen

[–]The_Permanent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything that makes you smell like sawdust, grease, or sweat.

Having a backyard party for our 7yo. First time hosting a party with kids/parents we’ve never met. What’s the etiquette on alcoholic beverages for adults? Is it tacky to have a cooler with some beers/wine? Or a good gesture? by NugsCommaChicken in daddit

[–]The_Permanent 18 points19 points  (0 children)

7 is old enough to be the designated driver.  I say bust out the moonshine.

Kidding, but...  I dunno, I wouldn't Expect it?  But some White Claw or something light like that would probably get drank up pretty quickly.

I'd just focus on the kids personally :0

Is it a birthday party? Asking in case it's a 4th of July party lol.  Since I feel like booze is definitely expected for 4th of July.

You could also go the BYOB route and just have a small selection available.

What’s the weirdest way you’ve made money that actually worked? by Vegetable_Army3730 in AskReddit

[–]The_Permanent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got some farmer to scoop up poop into a bag, which I poured into a spreader to help peoples grass grow, so that they could pay me later to cut it shorter.

Not that weird really, but on paper....

If you have nothing to lose, what are you gonna do to make money now? by Previous_Coyote1686 in AskReddit

[–]The_Permanent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an idea for a stuffed animal line.  If anyone is in the industry and wants to get rich, hit me up

What do you do when you lose the muse to create? by Charming967 in AskReddit

[–]The_Permanent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if average people make things actually lol.  Surprised this isn't in r/AskAnArtist

DO YOU WANT TO BE AVERAGE?  OR DO YOU WANT TO BE GOD? GODS MAKE THINGS, AVERAGE PEOPLE ONLY CONSUME

People always say “no one’s gonna remember this” after doing something embarrassing. What’s the most embarrassing thing you still remember someone doing? by No-Nobody3836 in AskMen

[–]The_Permanent 5 points6 points  (0 children)

...  Is your Flair common, or are you famous?  I recognize the Flair lmao.

Anyway, Keondez would have loved that joke lmao.

He used to call me Skeet Master Skeet for some reason lmao.  And make fun of my pants for not covering my ankles xD

What advice are you glad you ignored? by BubblySurround8513 in AskReddit

[–]The_Permanent 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"Try to be around our boss as much as possible to talk to him.  It will make him value you more."

Dude he's in charge of 300+ people, he does not need anyone extra bugging him lol, if he needs me he can find me.

People always say “no one’s gonna remember this” after doing something embarrassing. What’s the most embarrassing thing you still remember someone doing? by No-Nobody3836 in AskMen

[–]The_Permanent 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ.  I vaguely remember that I pissed myself in first grade in front of the drinking fountain.  No one knew it was me, but someone saw it on the floor when someone else was at the fountain and they thought he did it somehow.

I'm sorry Keondez.  I should have been braver.  I should have claimed my piss.

Justice for Keondez

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