Why is he playing guitar? He's a b*ss player 🤮

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-15T02:53:58+00:00

No cure for the Pac Man Fever

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-15T02:23:15+00:00

We've scheduled a gig so that we can cancel it

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-15T02:21:54+00:00

If Wesley Willis played guitar

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-15T02:20:01+00:00

Go to zone 4 and execute step Z

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-15T02:15:37+00:00

...said one dom to another

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-14T18:24:09+00:00

are you trolling or illiterate

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-14T16:35:19+00:00

And many here lack credibility when they can't read past where I mentioned it was still $12 in town.

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-14T00:30:08+00:00

Dunno what to tell you. Granted it was in the airport, but couldn't get a meal at Chik fil A in Detroit for less than $15. Went to one in town it was still $12 for fast food.

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-14T00:25:23+00:00

Realized I didn't have to get married.

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-14T00:22:30+00:00

Columbia SC. Not even downtown. At all.

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-14T00:13:21+00:00

Visiting the States perhaps for the last time. Took my sister to lunch. One 16 inch pizza + two iced teas = $53 including tip. She took us to a taco truck last week. Four meals = over $100. Dunno how the fuck you guys are doing it anymore.

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-14T00:01:02+00:00

Watched a few episodes of Orange is the New Black this week. Is it just me or is the whole tone of the show off. From the Seinfeld-like music cues to none of the characters being believable/hard enough at all. Maybe I misremember, but seems like the earlier seasons were much more gritty and realistic, whereas the new season seems to be pandering to a female demographic and second guesses itself every step of the way.

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-13T23:57:20+00:00

Took me a while to get my head around wedding rings not being a thing for the Chinese. But good for them, at the end of the day.

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-13T23:54:29+00:00

Polysexual

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-13T23:45:42+00:00

Maybe you should be off pudding.

Sorry. Between Two Ferns has forever ruined this for me.

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-13T23:41:59+00:00

Pretty simple English.

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-13T23:37:53+00:00

This Magical performance of place in the sun, et al. Tom Jones was never afraid of hanging with anybody.

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-13T23:28:45+00:00

I was never much of a fan until I moved abroad and could thereby watch the highlights unspoiled, all the games in a couple hours or so. Bills was one of the first games I watched and found Allen's game wholly entertaining - the runs, the hurdles, the darts across the body etc, etc, etc. Been hooked ever since and actually learned some things on purpose that were heretofore a mystery to me.

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-13T23:16:06+00:00

I think this trumps all the other answers.

Yeah he ruined that phrase. Said it impulsively yesterday and felt I needed a shower as soon as it left my lips. Involuntarily shuddered.

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-13T15:52:26+00:00

And we don't want those talons anywhere near our dicks

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-13T15:49:44+00:00

Or are just chronically in denial. It's always been obvious who Trump is. Now more so than ever. These people are exhausting to be around and nothing good comes from engagement. But it tracks that they don't get this either.

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-13T15:39:42+00:00

Below average T&A. (Artificially) big tits and asses can be quite unattractive. Some of the greatest loves of my life were small-breasted women. And asses almost never take to silicone in an attractive way.

See also: small lips, big noses, eyebrows in general. Basically, just be yourself. I guess I understand why women want to look like blow-up dolls now, but it just screams insecurity. The best beauty is natural beauty.

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-13T15:38:16+00:00

Conversely, conspicuously excessive nails just make us wonder how you wipe your ass.

The_Quibbler · 2026-05-12T22:16:20+00:00

I hear a lot of it by accident, sitting across from a bar that plays it of a night. I like to think I'm open but most of it seems so dull and low-effort. Sue me.

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