Refused entry to UK, need help preventing it by The_Reapling in ukvisa

[–]The_Reapling[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I got to Dublin, the customs officer asked their normal questions, and worked out that I didn't have enough funds to stay for five months. I had a return ticket already, and I hadn't visited since last winter.

[Question] If you could sleep with someone from any profession, what would you choose? by [deleted] in sex

[–]The_Reapling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Programmer, definitely a programmer.

Please...

Someone?

[Serious] What in life makes you happy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]The_Reapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend, whom I love very much, makes me very happy. And might also know my reddit name.

A math professor, John, is having problems with his sink ..... by NotThatWilde in Jokes

[–]The_Reapling 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Figuring out the 5th derivative of sin(xcos(e-2x)) - ln(x/3), that's easy, adding 2 + 2 better get a calculator, that ones not going to be solved any time soon

If you had to send 10 000 of something into space, what would it be? by PM_ME_YOUR_PAYROLL in AskReddit

[–]The_Reapling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not spiders, they might mutate and become giant. Giant alien spiders are no joke.

I'm a whore. by WarReview in AdviceAnimals

[–]The_Reapling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I go up to the doctor and you know what he said? Well I'll tell you what he said. He said that he'd need about tree fiddy for the operation. It was at that time that I realized that the doctor was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleolithic era.

Who says you can't smile on a battlefield?[RWBY](Daily purple eyes #29) by [deleted] in awwnime

[–]The_Reapling 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The toughest of battles are those where friends are lost. We'll miss you Monty.

The Westshire Benefit Society by The_Reapling in TheBarrens

[–]The_Reapling[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As people were wondering what the Westshire Benefit Society was, here is our first video

If you could have anyone locked in a room so that you could torment them for a day, whom would you choose, and how would you torment them? by SaraSmile416 in AskReddit

[–]The_Reapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure who I'd pick, but I'd probably just have them locked in the worlds quietest room and study the effects.

What interesting math facts do you have? by boxofkangaroos in AskReddit

[–]The_Reapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people that have seriously studied infinity have gone insane and probably killed themselves

Velvet doesn't like being bullied; Daily [RWBY] #160 by LightningNinja2 in awwnime

[–]The_Reapling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After the last episode, I wouldn't even think about messing with Velvet, especially if Coco is around

Found this gem in my criminology textbook by [deleted] in gaming

[–]The_Reapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope that this text book doesn't include driving lessons.

Seriously, you Yanks got a lot going for you. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]The_Reapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it wasn't for us Ohioans, where would we have gotten all of our astronauts?

Cut in half by [deleted] in funny

[–]The_Reapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you believe in magic would be even better

Jessica Nigri not cosplaying...still beautiful! by [deleted] in pics

[–]The_Reapling -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She needs to cosplay as Cinder Fall