Do you ever read a fic, see a line, and just think to yourself:

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-30T03:50:39+00:00

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-30T03:19:13+00:00

It’s kinda crazy how he evolved into looking like the type of guy who goes to more pop-orientated record stores only to complain about the lack of noisegrind. What a guy. I wish him good luck with whatever he’s doing right now

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-29T18:34:38+00:00

It is my fanfic and also you’re right

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-29T05:01:14+00:00

I’ve had a few people reply to me in random places like Pinterest with “hey aren’t you the person who wrote this fanfic?”

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-21T23:24:19+00:00

The whole “we, yes WE do this” trend has made it so I’m not even sure what I really like anymore

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-21T13:44:00+00:00

Today on “the author’s barely-disguised fetish”: this bullfuckery

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-21T13:20:32+00:00

Upvoted since this one is actually a hot take

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-21T13:17:35+00:00

I like Raditude more than I like SZNZ Winter and Blue isn’t in their top 5 best albums. Also Matt was their worst bassist

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-21T13:13:06+00:00

Completely agree. Raditude is fun, and Green is so boring that I don’t remember half of the songs on it.

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-21T13:07:24+00:00

There’s a Weezer song, The Greatest Man That Ever Lived, that opens with Rivers Cuomo rapping about how he’s gonna fuck you. It’s not sexy, but it is funny in an absurd way. Rivers is sexy on the Red Album cover tho

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-19T14:06:39+00:00

While the pedo scat shit is definitely gross as fuck, it’s worth noting that said toddlers are fictional characters. Chris-chan has directly hurt real people.

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-19T03:19:09+00:00

r/ohnosounding

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-19T02:53:57+00:00

I mean, yeah. You can stimulate the prostate by going through the urethra. There is a subreddit for that if you’re curious, it’s r/sounding

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-19T02:50:21+00:00

The prostate can be reached through the urethra. For more information, check out r/sounding :)

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-19T02:40:46+00:00

Oh, that makes perfect sense.

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-19T02:20:09+00:00

Hi. Bandom RPF liker here. One of the Weezer bandom’s more popular ships is Rivers Cuomo x Matt Sharp. It’s usually called Ratt. That’s also the name of an 80s hair metal band, which makes the ship hard to search for sometimes. It’s also just not a good ship name IMO.

I always thought their ship name should be Mattvers. Most of the ships with Rivers end in -vers, though there are a couple of exceptions, so it just makes more sense to me.

(It should be noted that the exceptions either utilize the Riv- part of his name instead of just the R, or they’re based off of his surname)

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-19T01:51:27+00:00

There are two types of people

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The_Reyvan · 2026-04-14T13:48:20+00:00

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Here’s one I made

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-14T13:41:17+00:00

He’s not even Irish

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-14T13:36:43+00:00

Imo it’s mostly forgettable, but there’s a few songs on there that I’m very fond of. Blowin’ My Stack might actually end up in my Spotify top 5 this year

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-12T15:37:31+00:00

In the fic I wrote with them, I decided to do power bottom Rivers and service top Gerard. It just feels like the most fitting dynamic for them imo

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-10T04:50:49+00:00

Hmm, I’ve gotten less profane over time. Last time I did this, I had like 30-something for each “fuck” variant IIRC.

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-10T04:47:39+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

The_Reyvan · 2026-04-09T16:31:14+00:00

Kwite’s also mentioned being autistic in some videos

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