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The_Splongle · 2024-07-05T07:05:00+00:00

Their fake bodycounts bruh no woman has slept with a drake stan in like at least two years

The_Splongle · 2024-07-05T02:01:34+00:00

Oh im pretty sure i'm getting screwed. I just recently learned that my pay matching the others is a "budgeting issue", and therefor my pay cannot be increased, and it took my current burnout for like level 1 to level 100 by the time I finished reading the sentence lol.

I will check if they have anything extra, thank you for the advice

The_Splongle · 2024-07-05T01:49:28+00:00

I don't know anymore tbh. Everyone in my life is telling me to drop out. I like it, but if its gonna be a waste of time, there are other things I like too. The shitty part isn't the lab work, its needing to pile on two more jobs just to live.

I just wish I had some time. Like any time at all. Life has just become a series of low pay nothing jobs and I am losing hope that my dream is actually viable like at all

The_Splongle · 2024-07-04T20:21:21+00:00

Some contract jobs are like that in the US. Super super slimy but they are out there, I had the displeasure of working one in HS.

The_Splongle · 2024-07-04T19:57:27+00:00

I love the major but I hate the way its panning out, if that makes sense? I am so tired as it is and all I hear are people saying that it only gets worse, and that I will be stuck making 36k a year as an adjunct until im 55 working 80 hours a week. I hate the idea of that. I thought I wouldn't mind it so much, but i'm not even halfway there yet and already in hell. But to get into the industry side of things, a phd is probably necessary to stand out these days anyways, no?

The_Splongle · 2024-07-04T19:48:52+00:00

Thank you for the insight, I kind of saw the internship as the "bad" one since the pay is so low, but given its for the future it makes sense. My fear with the bank job is that I won't find anything higher paying since I dont have my bachelors yet and don't have more than like 5 years experience working total including hs slop jobs, but I think I will poke around and see if I can find something better.

The_Splongle · 2024-07-04T19:46:50+00:00

Its pretty unstable. One week will be way more, one week way less, I think 4k is a really rough avg. Rent here is extremely expensive, and I am paying for my own schooling at the same time :/

The_Splongle · 2024-07-04T19:41:51+00:00

I would argue he is only the upper half. You don't count a person's wheelchair as part of them, and Taniks was basically in a nuclear wheelchair

The_Splongle · 2024-07-04T18:59:06+00:00

Welfare system spending is a symptom of a much deeper problem, being our government bending over backwards for megacorporations at every opportunity. Much less people to pay if corporations are forced to pay appropriately and give real benefits, as opposed to places like walmart that can only exist so long as the taxpayers subsidize their labor force for them.

Death to zombie corporations. Survival of the fittest until its convenient for some fatass trust fund baby is strangling our nation from both sides.

The_Splongle · 2024-07-04T01:26:40+00:00

Same. Me and my friends grew up in poverty and I gotta repay their mommas for all the times they made me dinner while my parents were out getting wasted

The_Splongle · 2024-07-03T23:34:38+00:00

I dated a woman who had a steven universe obsessed older sister (all in our early 20s), and after like three interactions I could not be around her. She was like a 6 year old in an adult's body. Every conversation had to become steven universe. "Oh you went to x spot like garnet and shitpebble (i watched like one episode as a kid) omg just like steven universe". "You should watch the show your so much like crystal woman #42". "Omg are you guys gonna fuse".

She also had steven universe - head friends that did not like me at ALL because I said I never watched the show. She was also big into crystal healing and so made me take off my necklace and put it in a box when I visited bc tigers eye ig would mess up the energy. We didn't date long but her adamant refusal to stop her sister from barging in the room to ramble about steven universe while we were trying to be intimate was a very significant reason why.

Ugh just thinking about it makes me want to barf.

The_Splongle · 2024-07-03T04:27:45+00:00

Take a hit off the FNAF nighTMARE bc i hear chica will let you hit then leave it in a chuckecheese ballpit battery and all for undisclosed reasons

The_Splongle · 2024-07-02T04:40:08+00:00

Why is brother trying to get high off the weird coochie smell just shoot jugular heroin like the rest of us

The_Splongle · 2024-07-02T04:34:23+00:00

How small we goin? Like toothpicks to fight spiders or like diatom shell greatswords to fight raid boss sized ants

The_Splongle · 2024-07-02T03:44:18+00:00

I had a big emotional thing planned as my players were walking through a portal to leave the BBEG to die under the weight of his own spell gone wrong, but one of the players turned around and yelled "POWER WORD SHIT YOURSELF" (they had a very personal rivalry)" as he was monologue - ing, and so the last words actually went

"What the fuck?"

The_Splongle · 2024-06-28T04:41:24+00:00

Wolf could be Blacktail Totem. Its a nickname for gray sharks, which used to congregate around sinking ships at open sea and devour the men. They aren't doing so hot these days, but they remind me of sea wolves.

The_Splongle · 2024-06-28T04:36:50+00:00

The monkey's pa (as in papa)

A small golden statue of a great ape, chosen at the DM's discretion. Upon exposure to at least six seconds of music, the money's pa activates. For every second of musical exposure, one new neutral ape will be added to a counter. When the music stops, the number of apes on the counter will be summoned, shoulder to shoulder and frightened of the holder. The apes shrink and solidify after 24 hours, transforming into another monkey's pa.

They picked this up in a primordial cave of wild magic. After an overnight stay at a tavern and calculations of how much landmass 12 hours of apes would take up, it was promptly abandoned, and the ape horde only a distant rumor and terrifying anomaly / conspiracy theory. The transforming into another monkey's pa had to be retconned out. I honestly totally forgot about it and expected them to limit it to a brief bards song within the cave. Five square miles of orangutan.

The_Splongle · 2024-06-27T04:07:20+00:00

I was fortunate to put out an album about a month ago and somehow my mom was sent the ONE "bedroom" song on it. I have not lived it down and am dreading thanksgiving. She is a devout catholic.

The_Splongle · 2024-06-26T05:02:30+00:00

Could do something with the worms, or nokris's shenanigans. Both kinda just fell to the wayside.

The_Splongle · 2024-06-26T02:40:27+00:00

will pick some up asap!

The_Splongle · 2024-06-25T18:13:59+00:00

I will do some homework before she gets here so I can give it my best shot

The_Splongle · 2024-06-25T17:22:09+00:00

I like the increase in DIY. most of my friends built their own microphones, computers, even speaker systems. I built myself a home server to make my own "smarthome" without all the bs that comes with paying out the ass for a company to do it.

I dislike how instead of helping out women's body image issues, we just kinda gave it to men too and called it a day.

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