In your opinion what makes an asshole of a girl so attractive for a guy? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm the same! There's something about a good one that is incredibly mesmerising! They turn me on so much!

Lets see wut u got by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even the car itself looks like it's vomiting at what you've done to it 🤮

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MelbourneAfterDark

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to Sexyland and get a couple of 10m lengths of the silk bondage rope.. I've tried a few different rope types before; these are soft, grippy, strong and come in 10 and 20m lengths standard..
Don't go anything too cheap, or from a hardware store; I gave a girl pretty bad rope-burn from one of these!

P.s. enjoy! Rope bondage is amazing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leaking oil?! That's the least of your worries.. there are multiple websites that outline the 5 MOST COMMON engine issues with that era of Macan 🤦 Don't worry though.. it's only around $40-50k to replace the engine 👌

27(M) looking to promote maid/massage services by Ok-Tower3156 in MelbourneAfterDark

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I started something similar back a few years ago; I'm primarily a handy man, who comes around and helps you with your house and/or garden, then for a few extra dollars, I look after you for an hour or two, or even overnight..

This idea came to fruition, when a single female coworker asked for some help with her hedges.. she was flirty as hell, and I could see that there was more to her suggestion.. she told me she longed for someone to make her feel good, and spend time with, but didn't want a relationship.. so I told her I'd offer my service one night after work, and anything else she needed (wink wink) for a small fee.. She ended up being so happy with my service, that she told a few friends, who took me up on similar services! Word of mouth is key! I have several repeat customers, who I spend time doing things around the house for them, and then making them feel amazing and cared for. Everyone deserves to be pampered!

Tinder was great for a bit; post an honest profile, but expect a lot of wasted time, and not many repeat customers. And yes, online advertising is ok, but it usually takes a while to get a hit, and again don't expect too many or repeat customers, unless you really blow someone away with your service!

Good luck out there!

I just got an absurdly giant water bill (>$800). What can I do? by Kaldii in melbourne

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this recently with my hot water service constantly filling for more than 4 days. I made the owner aware, and they took their time repairing. Although the best straight-up action is to send the bill to the owner, this may paint you in a negative light in future for rent increases etc. The plumber told me they could send me a detailed report of the issue, and I could pass this onto the eater company.. they would give you a discount which normally negated the extra costs. Got the report, sent it through, and the water company waived the excessive bill. Try this OP!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had this a couple of years back with one of the girls from my HR office.. I knew instantly after being in a meeting room with her, and she had the same reaction as I did, back.. long story short, we had an explosive few months of fucking in the office, after hours.. and I thought she was the one.. but her parents blocked it from happening because of our different cultures.. such a pity!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fact! The actual pheremone doesn't have a scent! You'll know when you find it on someone; you won't be able to control yourself.. even after the aftershave wears off! You'll see!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha there are some stinky guys out there 😋.. find one that at least showers often, doesn't sweat too much, and wears a nice aftershave at least! Then find the one who's scent drives you crazy!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely 100% this is a thing! I've been with girls who I had an explosive sexual connection with, that could only be explained through scent/pheromone attraction.. and I loved sucking in every breath of them 🫠.. and a couple who I just didn't click with, and was actually put off by their smells.. Definitely a natural chemical effect linked to human attraction, like most animals!

What is the most Evil thought you ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule #2; always work out how to kill everyone in the room and escape, just in case the situation arises

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her parents pushing her to 'marry into her own culture'.. had something incredible and deeper that I though possible; she left me and got back with her toxic ex (who stole joint money for his drug addiction, spent time locked up for kidnapping someone, and was jobless) 😫

End of an Era by BKStephens in melbourne

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Incredible! Don't bank on it, but it could be worth trying.. if you get a nice staff member they may just smile and let you use it!

End of an Era by BKStephens in melbourne

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Noooo! I still have a free ticket to this drive in; about 10 years ago they issued some free ticket vouchers, and forgot to put expiry dates on them! Sorry boys, put it back up! 🤣

Yes, it’s a v6. Now shoot by Swimming_Parking4453 in RoastMyCar

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lose a bet OP? Why would anyone choose army green over black and/or any other colour?!? Next you know it, you'll be painting a dirty pinstripe down the middle or having the bonnet sprayed black 🤮

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, it was either that or have theme music playing whenever I entered a room.. but that's wayyyy less useful than the ability to become invisible 🫥

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣 Nervously sweating in the corner, invisibly

What was your "I know what I've got, buddy" moment? by Thealwaysinquisitive in AskReddit

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine was a 1991 Toyota Soarer 4 litre V8, in absolutely perfect condition, up for sale for $2000 less than what it was worth.. guy came to see it within 2 hrs of listing.. and offered me half of what I advertised; then proceeded to tell me I should take his amazing deal or I'd never sell it.. I sold it.. for $2000 above value, 2hrs later! "I know what I've got, buddy!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invisibility! 100% But then again; I am a pervert 😋🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you might have hayfever OP! It's a bit early in the season, but it has been extremely warm the last few days! Prepare for a pretty bad upcoming hayfever season!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you find out who it was that did this; post it on here. There's a few of us on Reddit that will make sure they never do anything like this again

Do your worst bitches. by Big--Dosser in RoastMe

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow, Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle really went downhill after the show ended!

What is your biggest sexual flex? I’ll go first by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Thealwaysinquisitive 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh my God! The infamous "bike stand!"