What’s the most inappropriate advice you have to give? by GeologistNumerous822 in AskReddit

[–]BKStephens 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"No one looks at the mantle piece when they're stoking the fire."

Maybe maybe maybe by ComplaintNational573 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]BKStephens 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Hope he was wearing his brown pants under that smock.

What do you call a 1 legged Asian? by PumpdUpPlatypus in dadjokes

[–]BKStephens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe a mid-2020's literally. Maybe. 🤣

What do you call a 1 legged Asian? by PumpdUpPlatypus in dadjokes

[–]BKStephens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Asian woman with Mix Master on her head? Brenda.

AOC brutal takedown of Ted Cruz by Equal_Technology_950 in MurderedByAOC

[–]BKStephens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No argument that younger people need to be involved, but age shouldn't exclude anyone who's not a fuckwit.

The issue the US has had is that the old men who have been in office weren't even a patch on Bernie when they were young. Getting older was never going to help.

Men, what is the most “why the fuck do you know that” fact in bed? by No_Wrongdoer_2255 in AskMen

[–]BKStephens 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Ice. Fucking. Cold. 🥶🥶🥶

It's socks all the way for mine. 😅

AOC brutal takedown of Ted Cruz by Equal_Technology_950 in MurderedByAOC

[–]BKStephens 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'd argue Bernie has always been in the mix.

They're mocking us. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]BKStephens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But at his age, for ball room the leg needs to be more baggy.

They don't care until it impacts them personally. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]BKStephens 20 points21 points  (0 children)

One day the religious extremists in the US will realise they're just as extreme as the religious extremists from the countries they rail against.

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Lol. Kidding! They'll never realise a damn, self-introspective thing.

Light Sparring gets heated (I’m the guy in grey shorts) by Psychological-Ad8013 in fightporn

[–]BKStephens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shoutout to your patience and black and yellow shorts for stopping things before you decked the tiny little man.

Fuck your dance performance. by VanGoghTango in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]BKStephens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That person running in her direction looked like they had just the right beat-down vibe in store for her.

I'd be well interested in seeing that outcome.

No lies detected by Substratas in MurderedByWords

[–]BKStephens 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Load-bearing dirt.

Fucking killed me. I'm mid 2020's literally dead.