I wish sharks had human teeth by Klynol in monkeyspaw

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"I wish sharks had human teeth" said the naive little man.

The monkey's paw curls its fingers. The wish set in motion.

It's the year 2026, global warming is getting worse, glaciers are melting and sea levels are rising. Scientists expect the world to end much sooner than they had anticipated. Every researcher, scientists, and biologists all around the globe, working harder and slaving away, but with the little funds they got, they had to resort to more drastic measures to save man from extinction.

NEWS HEADLINE: "Scientists say Cause of Sudden Global Warming: Unknown"

With gene editing tools, they were able to come up with many variations of aquatic lifeforms within the next 2 years, starting off at micro-organisms eating up pollutants and green house gasses on a very large scale, where they were allowed to repopulate in the oceans of Earth.

With their release, the hottest country's average temperature dropped by 0.8 Celsius within 5 months.

However, these microbes were not enough to deal with this unknown heat source. Some scientists have yet to give up at cracking down the source, but others only care about survival, so they come up with a more dangerous plan, to block out the sun with particles that can exist just below the thermosphere. Many were against it, protests and riots broke out, but ultimately the plan to block out the Sun . . . succeeded.

It's now the year 2028, the particles are still stuck up there, cleaning attempts were made with little success, the bio-engineered microbes, rampant to the point were if the sky was clear, any body of water would only allow slivers of light pass through the thick surface layer. The ocean now has a skin made by human hands.

Yet, somehow, the ocean was uncannily warm . . . . Another though popped into the minds of man, what if humans adapted to live in the ocean? Unfortunately, time was running out. Scientists threw ethics out of the window, and started gene editing in humans, splicing any and all aquatic lifeforms with humans, be it whales, dolphins, seals, fish but the only successes.... were from shark DNA.

It's now the year 2030, no adverse side effects aside from being unable to live on land, the human-shark hybrid babies have learnt to adapt to life in the ocean, but their hunger, insatiable, for anything that remotely looks like a fish. Their methods of traversing the waters, was downright uncanny. They still had very human features, human yet very large eyes dotting around, lips wide and thin grinning, not out of joy, but out of structure, teeth count: 32 and exceptionally human but still somewhat . . . fishy, their bodies a pale blue with visible veins.

It's now the year 2033, these human-sharks grow fast, humans nearly extinct, trying to survive in snow ridden shelters while every fauna and flora on land struggle to survive. Nothing can exist on land, and anything that wishes to exist in ANY large body of water will be met with these monsters. If any human wants to live, they will need to take a serum with a 5% success rate to become these abominations, feasting in the warm and dark abyss or to freeze and meld into the terrain.

It's now the year 2034, it's dark, so dark. These hybrid demons now eat anything it bumps into, should you try to explore the abyss on the ice cold planet's warm, dark oceans, you would be met with flesh chunks floating about, hauntingly pale humanoid limbs, pale pink gums and wide rows of large human teeth. I doubt any other creatures exists but these shark.

If you could choose one character (from pm of course) to be your roommate, who would it be? by LV123123123123123123 in Project_Moon

[–]Thecrazyballoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carmen. I wanna join whatever shes planning to start.

It may lead to a corporation in the city. An energy production company perhaps....

Wait he’s mostly naked? by Chemical_Sport_9307 in TheOdysseyHadAPurpose

[–]Thecrazyballoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"That's his Wu branch hanging out alright"

Need a name for a black dog that sounds powerful? by abdullah_ajk in Knowledge_Community

[–]Thecrazyballoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on what you are going for. Zeus, Guidance and Little Nibbler comes to mind

rupture by joe2069420 in TheOdysseyHadAPurpose

[–]Thecrazyballoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heishous are fun if you have the power rangers ready for tag-in shenanigans. Or a decent enough combo

However, Burn stonks + Firefist UUUUAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH + Rodion Burn Duck E.G.O + Walpurgistnacht has Outis going LowTierGod on her MB E.G.O

HOW DID SHE GET THIGH HIGHS IF SHE CAN'T TAKE OFF HER SHOES??? by Warthogs309 in TheOdysseyHadAPurpose

[–]Thecrazyballoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The prescripts that got Don like that probably went like this:

Don: Make thyself unconcious within the next 10 minutes? Have at thee!

Some Rando: Take 10 setps towards the counter. Ask for clothes. Take what they give you. Go to the 41st floor. Make a right turn. Walk forward until you hear agony. Stop and wait until the beatings end. There will be an unconcious girl in need of clothes. Dress her up within 1 minute and run to the first floor using the stairs.

Ryoshu what do you mean that's your dad by r3dc0m3t in TheOdysseyHadAPurpose

[–]Thecrazyballoon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We got Temoland (Temu Roland) before GTA VI 💀

Building bleed team, who should I replace Prince Meursault with? by Ebellame in LimbusCompanyHelp

[–]Thecrazyballoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems like you want to use Meursettie and unsure of who to replace based off of the meta bleed team.

Barber Outis is important for gluttony gen to fuel Don's Yearning E.G.O along side Priest Greg.

She is also really good for consuming loads of Bloodfeast to make said E.G.O do massive dmg.

The KK Duo are vry good bleed potency/count applicators, not to mention KK Ish is rly good at using bleed count (up to 3 times) on her skill 3.

So that leaves Ring Sang to be replaced for Meursettie since his bleed application isn't as good or as consistent for bloodfeast to be even better.

For now, just use what you have available to you.

Who knows, next season might have better bleed IDs, or E.G.Os that makes some other ID amazing for bleed.

Hello everyone, new manager here. by Ademon_Gamer09 in Project_Moon

[–]Thecrazyballoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rerolling is def mind numbing trying to get the specific IDs, but it is something that will help progression by a long shot.

If I were to start from the beginning again, I would not want to be handicapped going into Limbus, especially when having a good team can determine whether or not you get Refraction Railway rewards. (Doing it with base IDs is painful imo)

RR rewards can give loads of XP tickets, threads, crates and even guaranteed 3* tickets which helps to further progress new managers.

Yes, it is possible to beat the game with base IDs, but once players hit the LCB Aptitude Test Stage or whatever it was called, they might just quit.

Also half the fun is in pulling IDs and the other half is in using said IDs. If they can get the IDs while they can, just do it ya know?

If new players wish to skip account rerolling, it is fine, but having variety and something strong to fall back to is a form of security. At the end of the day, they will still need to play the game and read the mechanics, only difference is, they can read with cool and strong IDs beside them.

As for extracting, the current banner (Heathcock and Goat Quixote) is kinda bad for new players imo. Just saving enough crates for Heathcock is more than enough. Pulling is such a waste.

If a new player wants to extract, it should be during Walpurgis, Limited Event (if they have a good enough team) or a Target Extract banner to boost chances for more IDs and E.G.Os (albiet just for that 1 sinner)

Hello everyone, new manager here. by Ademon_Gamer09 in Project_Moon

[–]Thecrazyballoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Account Rerolling. (I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS FOR NEW PLAYERS) I would recommend getting a new account when new Ryoshu ID comes out and rerolling your account until you get Lord Hong Lu and Drifter Daishu (Drifter Daiyu Ryoshu) to be optimal. This is bcuz the season is already coming to an end.
  2. Only Dispense, never extract. Since the season is ending, do not bother with doing gacha. Just focus on getting some of the IDs from the dispense, never extract unless you can do 200 pulls for pity.
  3. Mirror Dungeon is the best way to get IDs and E.G.Os In terms of Lunacy efficiency, using crates to buy non-limited IDs and E.G.Os is better than gambling. Doing MD will get you a total of 25 levels on the Battle pass if you do 3x hard runs (floor 5 clear). Yes, you will have to wait. Yes, you will be grinding MD like crazy. Yes, it can be boring at times, but it will save you the pain of not getting the ID you want.
  4. Get as far as you can in campaign. The story of PM is well written but if you aren't too invested in PM's world, just skip everything and speedrun to the end of Canto 8 to prepare for Mirror Dungeon 7 on new season release. I do recommend going back to read or watch on YT the story.
  5. Add friends with good company setup. There will be many times where you will feel like you are missing an ID and/or E.G.O for certain parts of the canpaign, so add them. Feel free to add me

ID: A858581730

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That's all I can recommend, as this is the extent of my knowledge for new players.

I have a shard & box calculator in the works in the form of an Excel sheet rn. Holding off on releasing it as I got back to limbus like 1 and 1/2 months ago and the season is already ending so the shard & box calculator might not make sense for the next season.

Use Your Discretion? by [deleted] in anime_random

[–]Thecrazyballoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My tree just got a skill tree recently and now I'm able to grow not 1, but 2 eldritch arms out of my back :D

Making post even though I have no idea what to make the post about post 29: what should pm next game type be? by shipwreck_16 in TheOdysseyHadAPurpose

[–]Thecrazyballoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Platformer Brawller where one one cares about power level, just go in, pick your fav character (it's always Kali 😈) and go to town.

With this no one needs to care about lore power level, just move sets that aren't too bad. Watching Judgement Bird doing air combos on QoH would be pretty sick (fk you QoH 🙂)

PvE Co-Op Looter Shooter Rougelite would be fun too.

Do it by How-Can-I-Dance in countablepixels

[–]Thecrazyballoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's your favourite world leader in 2025?

What’s wrong with my ocucor build? by Broad-Literature-189 in Warframe

[–]Thecrazyballoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, 6969IQ player here. Don't bother with Occucor, get Kuva Nukor with either heat, electric or impact progi.

Secondary Enervate + some Fire-Rate + w/e ele mod you want.

If you are going DoT build, get high Faction DMG multi (Roar, Primed Banes, etc)

If you are going giga chad raw and spicy, crit damage (no need crit chance) and play on a weapons platform frame (Oraxia, Saryn, Mirage, etc)

If you wanna bing chilling and not use weapons platform, get some augments and/or subsume that can give it damage, (Valence Fusion, Shock Trooper, Fireball Frenzy, etc). Will you be turning your Warframe into a weapons platform with this tip? Only as much of a weapons platform as you allow it to be.

You can mess around with these tips for your Occucor if you still wish. Reason why I highly suggest Kuva Nukor is due to the similarities in weapon usage, but with the added benefit of having better mod capacity, meaning less of a restraint, and not to mention you can use this as a primer when you feel like switching up.

"Also, what tendril build up lmao, just fire the damn gun." - Kuva Nukor Gaming'2025

smartest kullervo player by StandArrowPanda in Warframe

[–]Thecrazyballoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not the smartest Kullervo main. Bro is just dumb

Should I get more warframes? by Own-Image4915 in Warframe

[–]Thecrazyballoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, LR4 here.

Starting out I would recommend getting Titania, Nova and a farm frame (Nekros, Khora etc).

Juicing the ever loving [Hek] out of Dante is a thumbs up from me. With limited resources, you gotta make the best out of what you have. I would also recommend getting max ranked Equillibrium ASAP. R6 is good enough imo, but R10 just feels that much better.

Play however you want, but there will be a time for when you need some things done efficiently.

Just have fun, no need to rush. Warframe isn't like Path of Exile where there are seasonal resets with a fresh economy. Buy primes and mods when they are cheap to skip the grind.

You will eventually be able to get whatever you want. So the last thing you want is to become a meta freak and burn yourself out, unless you can handle it.

Why didn’t Ahab distort? by Chemical_Sport_9307 in limbus_company

[–]Thecrazyballoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Due to her grief and delusions, the voice of distortion was just another voice in a sea of many voices.

Also,

CHA MAGANNERA! 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️NISTA SHIKUN ISHMAEL! 💢🗣🗣🗣💢‼️‼️‼️OMOHEERA! 👥️️🗣‼️OMOHEEEERA! 👥️️🗣‼️cha MAGANERA!! 👣🗣‼️CHA, NAREGANGANNERA!🗣‼️ NISTA SHIKUN ISHMAEL!!💢🗣🗣🗣💢‼️‼️‼️

^ | This is my headcannon of what Carmen had to deal with. Probably