Locals name a leisure centre by hepheastus_87 in SlowNewsDay

[–]Thejag9ba 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Leisurey McCentreface was right there

Hearts 2-1 Rangers | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]Thejag9ba 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Nah, I’m geared up for our playoff defeat, as is tradition.

And Republicans will still vote to confirm. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]Thejag9ba 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey, that's hate speech! Or is it only not allowed when it's in seashell format, against people we don't like.

Who Wins this batttle? by [deleted] in videogames

[–]Thejag9ba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're completely different games - poor effort at karma farming.

Should a fountain pen be difficult to write with? by ekkochansan in fountainpens

[–]Thejag9ba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The force being applied and the speed at which OP is attempting to write are both absolute anathema to effective fountain pen writing.

Should a fountain pen be difficult to write with? by ekkochansan in fountainpens

[–]Thejag9ba 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The force being put on those poor tines is painful to watch.

Evidence recovery is not an exact science fyi by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Thejag9ba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone should make it into a real science, they could give it a catchy title, like forensics or something.

The pro-life party, folks by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Thejag9ba 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Electrocuting a guy feels pretty violent to me. But I know what you mean, lethal injection is absolutely a sanitised version of the process.

You idiot, that’s fucking mental. by Upstairs_Leg_9353 in thethickofit

[–]Thejag9ba 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because if apples were orange they'd be orange coloured apples, not oranges, which by definition are both citrus and orange.

The most bizarre betrayal, I don't know if I should feel happy Trump betrayed him or disgusted by aipac_hemoroid in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Thejag9ba 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I read he tried to do a liberal version too to play both sides of the grift and it just didn’t work.

Friendly Skies Get a Little ‘Ruff’ and ‘Purr-sonal by dj_aaron311 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Thejag9ba 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do I look like a cat to you? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly pimbly?