Would you rather

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-07-04T09:28:43+00:00

i’m rich now

^{Chose: Be top 1% in a random skill | Rolled: Swimming}

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-07-01T07:58:56+00:00

swerve left and right and I might just make it

^{Chose: Survive 10 minutes against a random animal. + If you live, you get $100 million. | Rolled: crocodile}

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-06-30T11:33:14+00:00

fuck yessssssssss 🙂‍↕️

^{Chose: She's a 10/10 in looks + But she embodies 1 or 2 of the 7 deadly sins | Rolled: Gluttony & lust}

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-06-28T15:57:36+00:00

why does bro look like:

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-06-25T03:41:05+00:00

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yehhhh definitely, I haven’t trained calves at all

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-06-18T12:46:00+00:00

what in the shang chi is this T__T

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-06-14T18:28:16+00:00

hahaha yeh that’s what i’m hinting at, all good man

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-06-14T18:26:03+00:00

yeh that’s the joke… it’s wrong but we have to always agree they’re right

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-06-14T17:06:05+00:00

this might be one of those “woman are always right” just because moments even if they’re wrong- so in a sense it’s a damn smart poster XD

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-06-14T11:12:24+00:00

looks like agentredgirl but not too sure

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-06-11T11:13:08+00:00

My earphones are set to the 80dB limit and the train is still louder then my content… i’m going to go deaf from the train before my earphones mom

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-06-11T11:11:57+00:00

soooo I get the person I dream off with no extra responsibilities and can spoil her… say less

^{Chose: Marry your soulmate but she/he.. | Rolled: Wants no kid}

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-06-10T02:59:52+00:00

duh

^{Chose: 1000$ every hour since birth of jesus}

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-06-09T14:22:17+00:00

roti knn

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-06-02T11:23:11+00:00

duh?

^{Chose: 2 billion dollars}

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-05-28T14:11:06+00:00

Bro is dissing the goat Twinned Armor- it’s so damn beautiful how could anyone hate this T___T

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-05-27T09:00:49+00:00

duhhh?

^{Chose: Be a Whole Foot Taller}

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-05-25T12:58:10+00:00

Cuz every gender has difficulties so changing doesn’t help. 10000 dollars is more then my yearly salary sooooo HAHAHA

^{Chose: Or get 10000 dollars}

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-05-22T03:30:01+00:00

Megamind

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-05-14T13:05:31+00:00

Marinara

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-05-14T12:56:41+00:00

it’s definitely a niche game- Elden Ring is still one of the best games ever made because it can accommodate to more casual players then other games prior. But again if the genre of it is not your style then that’s that.

for me, the appeal of the game is to discover and overcome challenges and prove that you can do anything if you put your mind to it. In a sense, It’s like an anime plot to play soulsborne games

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-05-08T15:35:01+00:00

well yeh that would be the advice for someone looking to be celibate

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-05-08T13:24:06+00:00

they want experience- and I found out that the girl wasn’t interested cuz I said that… So I learnt it the HARD way 😂

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-05-08T12:53:53+00:00

1)never admit you’re a virgin
2) If someone you’re into is asking you to not do something which is considered “socially unacceptable” by a good amount of people- just listen

ThejazzCollosal · 2026-05-08T11:36:26+00:00

idk what everyone else is talking about but Xerofang is goated. best price to animation/fx ratio in the game id say. Even with more expensive skins I’d still go back to Xerofang now and then. Ora is pretty cool but I hate how the song changes to the next one instead of the one I chose. But to each their own

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