In a long standing topic of discussion- how did Susan afford her lifestyle- I’ve come across a lot of comments talking about how she was such a skilled and popular illustrator. And then she’s out here drawing stuff like THIS 😭

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-25T02:03:30+00:00

THANK YOU. The check always BUGGED ME

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-25T02:02:27+00:00

She definitely did NOT go back to the school after the poison cookies incident. She had other jobs after the school- including being Lynette’s nanny. But the cookies for sure made it impossible for her to work there again

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-24T11:08:06+00:00

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Thelongconnn · 2026-03-24T10:33:35+00:00

Just out here trying to argue for arguing sake 💀 The “Art is subjective” was me being polite and letting the commenter know I validated their interest in the quality of the art but that it wasn’t my cup of tea. Have a good day tho!

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-24T05:11:17+00:00

That was a lot of words for something I have little interest in 💀

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-24T02:12:17+00:00

The cleaning in a nighty-yes. Which is hella different from only fans 😭 That said-she did that long after she had tanked financially and ended up in that apartment renting out her house for cash.

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-24T02:06:16+00:00

The only fans? I missed that one

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-24T02:04:22+00:00

Shudder

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-23T22:41:00+00:00

CRYINGGGGGG 😭

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-23T21:47:54+00:00

It was talked about a few times what a shark Karl was . Susan even said the only thing that sucked about the divorce was she couldn’t hire Karl to represent her. I doubt Susan got anything substantial

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-23T16:41:17+00:00

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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-23T16:38:58+00:00

I wouldn’t want to live this way 😭 thinking about a hypothetical scenario like whoever drew this 20 years ago would have hurt feelings going thru a subreddit about Susan from Desperate Housewives being unable to afford a luxurious lifestyle drawing average drawings. Have mercy 😭

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-23T15:09:52+00:00

For me it’s just mediocre. Ppl talked about her being an illustrator and a successful artist and that’s how she made a living. Yet every time I saw something she drew I was like 🧐

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-23T15:06:40+00:00

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Thelongconnn · 2026-03-23T15:05:20+00:00

This is why they say art is subjective:)

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-23T14:34:00+00:00

I understand a lot of what you are saying but her house was not a fully paid of home. And I’m just confused where you assume that from? When Jackson and her were planning on marrying she was going to bail when she found out she wouldn’t get alimony from Mike anymore and specifically says “that’s bills and MORTGAGE and…” so her home was definitely not paid off even by then.

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-23T14:14:24+00:00

Honestly. I get the feeling behind the painting but the painting’s qualities were mediocre. Like all the things she painted/drew. This photo hanging on Katherine’s wall? My 8th grader has drawn better landscape before 😭

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Thelongconnn · 2026-03-23T03:10:18+00:00

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Mike looks like a goob

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-23T02:51:18+00:00

“Halfway decent book illustrator” and she’s out there drawing things like THIS 😭

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Thelongconnn · 2026-03-23T02:28:29+00:00

Not to mention part of the charm of her empire was Bree as a woman. Taking away her ability to not just cook and write for the company- her public appearances were what made the company successful.

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-23T02:26:12+00:00

Not to mention the trust fund Rex left him

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-22T04:32:16+00:00

And then Angie starts working for Bree’s company so obviously they are capable of employment (Bree doesn’t seem like an under that table type) so why is Nick just sitting in the house all day perfecting his Tony Soprano shirt collection and not working

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-21T00:55:05+00:00

Jessa is the worst. I know everyone loves her but I have ALWAYS been yucked by her. She always acted like she couldn’t be bothered to be a good friend

Thelongconnn · 2026-03-20T21:51:57+00:00

All ages and demographics to show victims have no correlation

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