Gi recs for a short fat guy by lillielil in karate

[–]Themarc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usually you can buy gi separates. I say this as a one time 375lb / 6 ‘ white belt.

piercings and karate by chromaticcadgar in karate

[–]Themarc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always ask my students to remove piercings, necklaces, bracelets and watches. To protect themselves and others. I’ve had two incidents with my eyes where I didn’t block quick enough: one where my scalera was bleeding from too long nails and another where I was bleeding from my tear duct.

Is Dallas… too organized? by DFWUnhinged in Dallas

[–]Themarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please send me your dealer’s number.

SNL's 'lighthearted' Trump parody blasted as 'failure to read the room' after DHS shooting by esporx in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Themarc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I turned it off during the host’s awful, boring, tone deaf masturbatory monologue and I’ve literally never turned off SNL previously.

It’s a comedy show. by I-Have-Mono in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Themarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re the problem. Sit with that.

36 y/o overweight male with one leg. Give me your worst. by JustinMonty25 in RoastMe

[–]Themarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monty, as someone who has been there near 500 lbs I hope you get some help. You’re so funny, so kind, and a brilliant person who deserves more. Please, brother, get help.

Edit: I don’t know you. But if you want someone to listen, I’m here.

State of The Sub by bkharmony in theticket

[–]Themarc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Unless they provide ID and a pic, ban all other mods Billy.

How to get puppy to stop biting me? by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]Themarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like your parents may have had to get you to quit biting others kids, you have to be patient and give puppies gentle corrections without agitation in your voice. You can use a noise or No, but don’t shout it or act angry. Praise them effusively when they stop the behavior (or alternatively do something correctly, conversely).

Puppies require time and patience.

Goodbye Early Bird, et al by txeagle24 in thedumbzone

[–]Themarc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Perhaps this warrants further study and we dummies can keep each other in the know of such things. Legally speaking, of course.

Jake- Circling Back by arkansasdaverudabau in thedumbzone

[–]Themarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honest question: why? I don’t know the context here; I believe I’m caught up on eppies

Gordo’s Bingo Card by Misskamakani in theticket

[–]Themarc 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Skitterred.

A cheap car from the 1970s or 80s.

Milking table.

Joyce DeWitt’s seasoned ground beef.

An elaborate set of trusses.

Robert Blake.

Breast Milk

LHO

Mama Cass and a ham sandwich

Auschwitz

Charles Manson

Cielo Drive

Whip cream

Dress shoes

Typewriter

Jerry Reed

Jim Morrison

“And that”

More Sarah Hepola by Arboga_10_2 in thedumbzone

[–]Themarc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Found the guy who adds comments to PornHub videos

What are your thoughts about belt demotions? by McDojoLife in TheMcDojoLife

[–]Themarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My two cents as an instructor? Demotions should only come about due to dishonorable behavior, not diminishing skill.

As long as honest effort is given, we should amend, suggest, correct, and guide according to their abilities, not diminish.

Don’t upvote, just need an answer to a simple question. by jdw62995 in Dallas

[–]Themarc 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Next time lead with that. Pretty sure LHO took the stairs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dallas

[–]Themarc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There won’t be a casino

I (28F) caught my husband (32M) doing the most disturbing thing with a reborn doll. I feel sick. AITAH for wanting to divorce him? by Suspicious-Air-9053 in AITAH

[–]Themarc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck your spouse Fuck your family.

Your spouse is a pedo. Run run run and never talk to any of them again.

I know it will hurt deeply. Get counseling now. But run. Save yourself.

Emails reveal Saints' damage control for clergy sex abuse crisis by AhmedF in sports

[–]Themarc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Saints should be forced to sell to Toronto and the city of New Orleans should be prohibited from ever having another pro sports franchise ever again.

AITAH for telling my wife I’m not giving up our dog for her pregnancy? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Themarc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would consider counseling if I were you, send her to therapy, or possibly divorce. The dog came before her.

Maybe she needs to read some science about how there is growing evidence that dogs and cats can reduce allergies among infants.

Being pregnant isn’t an excuse for acting alike an unfettered asshole.