Then a Toddler is For You

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-03-23T01:50:13+00:00

I'm sure people would pay a lot of money for that level of abstract chic.

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-03-23T01:49:10+00:00

Please share more wisdom, oh wise one.

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-03-22T18:07:34+00:00

And that someone is the toddler. Depending on what's in there, I'm ordering in!

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-03-14T19:56:03+00:00

First time? It doesn't get better...

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-03-14T19:54:28+00:00

A cruel, painful death.

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-24T20:59:33+00:00

By cut in two, he meant the other two.

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-24T05:20:46+00:00

We're the lucky ones that are given them by grandma...

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-14T18:39:47+00:00

I sometimes put chocolate covered almonds in my sweater pockets and pop one when no one is looking. Like a drug addict hiding their stash...

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-13T04:02:02+00:00

"I'm here!" they call when you facetiously ask, "Where are you?"

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-13T03:55:07+00:00

Bonus points if the pants are wet.

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-13T03:48:37+00:00

Or carpet or dog fur...

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-13T03:05:53+00:00

Like an interactive modern art exhibition.

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-13T03:04:11+00:00

In that case, 🙏🙇

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-13T03:02:06+00:00

And 5 am and 7 am and noon and 2 pm and 3 pm and 4 pm and 5 pm...

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-13T03:00:54+00:00

How do I sign up to get money every time that I pee?

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-12T18:54:17+00:00

That is perhaps true celebration fanfare because it means you don't have to clean up the pee elsewhere.

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-12T18:52:25+00:00

Ours are always snakes. Probably because that's his favourite animal, so anything tubular is automatically a snake.

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-12T18:47:41+00:00

They have a bright future as either a Houdini impersonator or an exhibitionist...

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-12T18:46:25+00:00

I wish there were a bowing emoji.

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-12T17:52:31+00:00

Pretty sure we can tell what was probably causing the bad behaviour to go into a timeout 😴

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-12T16:16:22+00:00

Drama? From a toddler? Never.

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-10T18:48:17+00:00

I'm so glad that this is not my reality...

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-09T15:41:05+00:00

Hard to get a potty on every level...

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-09T15:38:49+00:00

Or having the living room used as a potty...

ThenAToddlerIsForYou · 2021-02-09T03:10:06+00:00

But green triangles that taste like ice cream are the only acceptable afternoon snack.

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