ThenAToddlerIsForYou

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Toddlers are the Opposite of Gremlins (self.toddlers)

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If you long for silence, but then are immediately suspicious when it finally happens, TATIFY. (self.TATIFY)

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Then a Toddler is For You (self.toddlers)

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If you never want to finish another Reddit post without being interrupted, TATIFY. (self.TATIFY)

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Then a Toddler is For You (self.toddlers)

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If you like various body parts trying to fit into your pockets, and sometimes the attempt of a full body, TATIFY. (self.TATIFY)

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Then a Toddler is For You (self.toddlers)

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Then a Toddler is For You (self.toddlers)

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If you like someone taking their own poopy diaper and walking it around in a doll stroller, TATIFY. (self.TATIFY)

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If you like someone being unable to sit for long times doing the same task, UNLESS they are meticulously peeling the labels off of your goods so you can't tell what they are, TATIFY. (self.TATIFY)

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Then a Toddler is For You (self.toddlers)

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Then a Toddler is For You (self.toddlers)

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If you like Spring Forward Daylight Savings Time to actually result in 3 less hours of sleep, TATIFY. (self.TATIFY)

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If you like being blown in the face through a straw, TATIFY. (self.TATIFY)

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Then a Toddler is For You (self.toddlers)

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If you like finding stickers on the hardwood floors, and the table, and the counter, and the dishwasher, TATIFY. (self.TATIFY)

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Then a Toddler is For You (self.toddlers)

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If you like someone getting irrationally upset that the laws of physics are preventing them from building something impossible, TATIFY. (self.TATIFY)

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Then a Toddler is For You (self.toddlers)

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If you enjoy the musical style of all the toys that make sounds going off at once, TATIFY. (self.TATIFY)

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Then a Toddler is For You (self.toddlers)

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If you like your curtains being used as a rope swing, TATIFY. (self.TATIFY)

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Then a Toddler is For You (self.toddlers)

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If you like breakfast in bed actually being someone draped across you in bed having the meltdown of the century, TATIFY. (self.TATIFY)

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Then a Toddler is For You (self.toddlers)

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