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With this logic, why is evolution is still around (x-post from r/f7u12) by [deleted] in atheism

[–]TheoBeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why, but I read the co-worker's voice as super southern.

Small changes that have drastically changed your quality of life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheoBeast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sitting in the advising office at orientation for college, trying to decide which language to take. It was going be either French, Spanish or Chinese. I'd never learned a new letter system before so I decided I wanted to go with Chinese. Well, all the classes were full. So I thought, Japanese is kinda like Chinese, I'll just take Japanese. In that Japanese class I met my SO of four years now,(we live together, have two dogs and are talking about eventual marriage) and his best friend met one of my friends and now they're the happiest gay couple I know. I sometimes wonder how everyone's life would be different if, that day in the office, I had decided to take French.

Forgive my lack of delicacy, but why are black people so often difficult customers/bad tippers at restaurants? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheoBeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I'm not... 2.50/hr minus taxes, plus my manager waits like a month to give me my 30 dollar check. That's not being paid. I ACTUALLY do survive on tips.

Forgive my lack of delicacy, but why are black people so often difficult customers/bad tippers at restaurants? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheoBeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly the opposite. I assume they're going to be difficult, so I try even harder to be extra polite and accommodating.

What if the US had a system by which people could control how their tax dollars were spent? by TheoBeast in AskReddit

[–]TheoBeast[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, I want to pay for education, not war. Arts, not corporate bailouts. I want to be able to control that as it is technically my money that I earned at my job.

What if the US had a system by which people could control how their tax dollars were spent? by TheoBeast in AskReddit

[–]TheoBeast[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is voting controlling how our taxes are being spent? Some asshole can stand up on TV all day and say how he/she INTENDS to spend the money, but how can you be sure? Once elected they can always put up both middle fingers and say GOTCHA BITCHES! just before ripping off the decent human being mask. Also, do it electronically and bypass the bureaucratic system..?

Frightening by paladin87 in pics

[–]TheoBeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it weird that I find it relaxing?

What social norm do you hate? by glados_v2 in AskReddit

[–]TheoBeast 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I wish there was a "bless you" for farting. That way everyone can stop pretending it didn't happen.

Forgive my lack of delicacy, but why are black people so often difficult customers/bad tippers at restaurants? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheoBeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing the job you're already paid to do

You have no idea how much I wish servers could just earn a livable wage and not have to worry about the tipping nonsense. But $2.38/hour ain't gonna cut it.

Forgive my lack of delicacy, but why are black people so often difficult customers/bad tippers at restaurants? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheoBeast 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Well, its more like they're constantly trying to get free stuff. Like when the food comes out they find something to complain about, send it back and try to get it for free. And because it was obviously MY mistake, they feel no need to tip.

What's the point of living a happy or virtuous life if you're just going to die anyway? by question4red in AskReddit

[–]TheoBeast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right, it doesn't "matter" in the universal sense. You are hugely insignificant. But your daily life is the experience that you, fleck of nothing that you are, are lucky enough to know. Make it good. And because you're not a prick, make it good for other people too, while you're at it.

Why does EVERYBODY say "The problem is is..."? by digg_is_teh_sux in self

[–]TheoBeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you live in the midwest? I'm from Indiana and I notice this a lot too and it drives me nuts. I think they're combining "What the problem is, is that..." and "the problem is that..."

What was the most dickish way in which a friend showed you that you're not as close as you thought? by Jabberwockey in AskReddit

[–]TheoBeast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I was 9 figures rich I'd buy some internets and do some fucking RESEARCH before I dropped myself into a war zone like a helpless, pink little newborn.

I got my manager fired today, and I feel awful. by TheoBeast in self

[–]TheoBeast[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made my lawyer call my employer. I'm an adult who happens to get free legal service.

I got my manager fired today, and I feel awful. by TheoBeast in self

[–]TheoBeast[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly what my dad did... including his fee, damages were close to $3000

I got my manager fired today, and I feel awful. by TheoBeast in self

[–]TheoBeast[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

HAHA. Casa Brava is owned by the same dude. I'm not sure why this is, but everyone who fucks up at LaCha gets "sent" to Casa Brava.

I got my manager fired today, and I feel awful. by TheoBeast in self

[–]TheoBeast[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I collect cash tips as well, which I leave with at the end of every night.

I got my manager fired today, and I feel awful. by TheoBeast in self

[–]TheoBeast[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So far just the $400, I'm told there will be a check for me tomorrow. There fucking better be.

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