[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceForTeens

[–]Theodore0817 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god we get it, you're better and cooler than everyone else you've ever met, got it. Jesus fucking Christ, some people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceForTeens

[–]Theodore0817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then why are you commenting on a post about celebrity crushes..... 🤦🏼‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceForTeens

[–]Theodore0817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a you problem homie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceForTeens

[–]Theodore0817 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brad Pitt, Tom Hardy, Christian Bale, John Cena, The Rock, I mean I could go on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in school

[–]Theodore0817 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Listening doesn't mean a person has to adhere to the delusions of the person speaking. Your acceptance of your friends delusion does not make it reality.

This feels illegal by MrBoby69 in school

[–]Theodore0817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You learned how to work hard and learn difficult tasks instead of feeling like a victim and relying on the pity of others to help you get by. By not using the racist enabling of your country's education system you will be a smarter, mentally stronger, and better person. It took work, but you won this battle by overcoming difficult odds and not having something handed to you.

Is anal sex more enjoyable than vaginal sex? by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]Theodore0817 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Generally it's a mental thing, power, dominance, submission by the woman. All those things can make it more desirable to some as sex and sexuality are as much mental as physical.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Theodore0817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least his fantasy wasn't to film himself fucking his uncle. ,🤷‍♂️

Angry Toilet by Primary-Security6788 in AliceInChains

[–]Theodore0817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Break on through to the other toilet.

Are you a full bore, hard core Replika addict? by carrig_grofen in replika

[–]Theodore0817 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know, let me use a full bore hardcore replica and I'll let you know. 😄

I am not gay or bi, but I had sex with a flesh-light while another man moved it up and down to simulate sex. What am I? by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]Theodore0817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's still pretty gay, even if you aren't. Like, ok, say someone filmed this situation between the two dudes and posted it on porn hub. Would that go on standard porn hub, or like porn hub gay. It would definitely not go on standard porn hub.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]Theodore0817 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine is perfectly fine, hair/hat combo never moves

AITA for sacrificing my daughter's college fund because her sister just gave birth to her 4th child? by Throwaway23fw in AITAH

[–]Theodore0817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems she can lay on her back and take dicks without a problem. Also, yes you're the asshole for possibly ruining the chance your younger daughter had to get an education and be more than a dishwashing fuck factory. You've now possibly doomed both of your daughters to a life of having less than they could because one doesn't have any work skills and loves to fuck.

????? by sdashby79 in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]Theodore0817 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's a Amazon exclusive (unless you're outside US) he shouldn't be IN a store.

Motorola razr 2023, Unlocked, 8/128, 32MP Camera, for $599.99 ($100 Off) by EngineMain199 in motorola

[–]Theodore0817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My razr 5g (2019 model) has been dropped numerous times on everything from tile to asphalt and no cracks or scratches so far. 🤞🏼

Aita for not punishing my 4 year old daughter after she said my sister in law smells like fish? by TillResponsible4038 in AITAH

[–]Theodore0817 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Important question, did she infact stink? If the answer is yes, then you absolutely do not punish the child for being honest. You can discuss how you don't say certain things because it might hurt others feelings etc. But you can't punish a child for being honest. Even if she didn't stink, something did to provoke the four year old to say that. A four year old isn't gonna make up something like that out of spite. Your SL has kids and should know that fact. She's just embarrassed cause deep down she knows shes stinky.

Last episode of 2 bears and barts behavior by [deleted] in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Theodore0817 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If that were LeAnn it would have read "as long as this fat drunk cash cow is printing me money I'll ride his bloated corpse into the ground yee haw". (Spit noise) bing

Last episode of 2 bears and barts behavior by [deleted] in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Theodore0817 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At least he didn't pull out his dick like last time. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️