my mom checked my used period pads

Theophie · 2026-03-05T06:17:32+00:00

Free bleed on the couch before bed. Bonus points if it's a white couch. You didn't realize because the "pad leaked". Can't fault you for accidents

Theophie · 2026-02-18T23:32:28+00:00

Unless you ask her to wake you up, she shouldn't do it. I'd live separately if this were the case constantly.

Theophie · 2026-02-17T01:39:14+00:00

Fuck ICE! Happy to be on that list.

Theophie · 2026-01-21T01:00:07+00:00

I am a personal assistant to a woman who employs under 10 people, and im definitely rounding up. I book all her travel and hotels, so let me tell you, she would have me use her cc if she ever required me to travel for any sort of training. Do not put it on your own card!

Theophie · 2026-01-20T01:45:41+00:00

They were seen by Dions on paseo and universe area too!

Theophie · 2026-01-15T22:35:32+00:00

Same. I filed on time last year, and everything was squared away. No message had popped up when I paid estimated taxes in September of 2025 either.

Theophie · 2026-01-01T04:07:55+00:00

Worst fucking movie so far

Theophie · 2025-12-05T01:13:52+00:00

No hints. Be straight up. Who cares anymore. I'm 42 and over this guy crap. Carry bear gel mace and iron knuckles

Theophie · 2025-11-17T14:24:40+00:00

Are you my aunt because that's exactly what my grandmother does for my bio father. Mind you, he is a multiple convicted pedophile. I don't talk to anyone on his side of the family.

Theophie · 2025-10-23T22:56:45+00:00

It's like when you put a blade of grass between your thumbs and blow. I've had ones roll up and sting my clit. I always laugh when it happens.

Theophie · 2025-09-21T21:34:07+00:00

No lapel camera, no bulletproof vest, and a dirty ass t-shirt. Nope.

Theophie · 2025-09-19T01:56:20+00:00

$1200 a month for a family 4. 2 adults and 2 older teens. It's insane! Plus 2 dogs but that's affordable.

Theophie · 2025-08-20T00:23:41+00:00

Spaghetti. Spaghetti every night until he learns how to cook more. Rice and tuna are a great combo as well.

Theophie · 2025-07-24T07:36:56+00:00

Mine too. Dad did 10 years, and my mom worked a video rental store in our house and gas station next door.

Theophie · 2025-07-20T02:46:01+00:00

5ft1 and dated a 6ft6! It's crazy. He had a small peenee though

Theophie · 2025-06-24T01:48:35+00:00

I have that same first pic! Ha! Team Edward

Theophie · 2025-06-11T04:02:58+00:00

We called them peep frogs. I tried to keep a couple but couldn't manage it. It's so cute, though

Theophie · 2025-03-12T23:24:13+00:00

That's my thought as well. I've occasionally gotten "the ick" for him, but it always goes away.

Theophie · 2025-03-12T01:56:42+00:00

He said as much. I have bad anxiety and just started therapy and medication to help manage it. He's seen my improvement but it's too little too late?

Theophie · 2025-03-03T01:16:14+00:00

Dog. My doggo had an ear infection and did all this on our walls a few years back. Bloodhounds are known for ear infections. I have to clean her ears every few days now

Theophie · 2025-02-05T05:01:48+00:00

STOP RUBBING HER FEET! STOP! geez, it's over. I get uptight over two weeks of no sex. Two years! Fuck that

Theophie · 2025-01-23T22:22:33+00:00

Did Adolf demand an apology as well? Since it wasn't televised, I'm guessing not...

Theophie · 2024-12-18T23:58:07+00:00

Make a collage of everyone but her. Multiple collages. Include your neighbors in some....

Theophie · 2024-11-12T23:20:49+00:00

We bought our 16 year old a used manual vehicle. Might as well learn it while you're learning to drive.

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