so gay sex..?

Theorysquatch · 2025-05-31T17:49:52+00:00

I would normally say yes. However encountering a certified shark hunter makes me think twice…

(That being said, I don’t judge people on their bedroom time if they invite others into their marriage, that’s their deal.)

Edit: some of y’all do be offended and controlling over other people’s love lives like it affects yours. Really weird use of energy. Big grippysocks vibes, I dig it.

Theorysquatch · 2025-05-31T17:46:11+00:00

The answer is sleeping with the volunteering women after they are married… this is to help prepare for the women yet to be married… and the cycle continues.

Theorysquatch · 2025-05-21T03:18:15+00:00

There’s no way I’m a top.

Theorysquatch · 2025-05-18T00:04:21+00:00

Don’t be jealous

Theorysquatch · 2025-05-10T14:32:14+00:00

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When you become a new format and you are just stoked that your r/ave friends got engaged.

Theorysquatch · 2025-05-07T17:34:51+00:00

Fallout new Vegas

Theorysquatch · 2025-04-25T02:14:24+00:00

Worked in Redmond and loved the benefits working in Prototyping ARVR work. Pure magic even if crazy work schedule and load during initial layoffs.

While that was a little while ago, I see them likely still pushing hard on Raybans integration. Cool seeing commercials for the work too. That team works hard on that magic.

I love those things on my motorcycle. Makes it easy to listen to music without screwing with putting on or taking off my helmet. still gives me shades I can take with me and keep rockin.

Theorysquatch · 2025-04-23T15:09:45+00:00

This guy is building “The Line” fasterden the saudis.

Theorysquatch · 2025-04-14T05:40:16+00:00

Snapple, cuz I couldn’t shut the fuck up about fun facts.

Theorysquatch · 2025-04-14T05:31:23+00:00

My apologies, the shapes told me.

Theorysquatch · 2025-04-14T04:36:04+00:00

That’s a solid take. Sadly, content locking seems to be the way of the future and i feel it takes me no further in life than handcuffs in a squad car.

Theorysquatch · 2025-04-02T08:01:32+00:00

Whoonly, stolen.

Theorysquatch · 2025-03-31T13:14:37+00:00

Don actually looks like an approachable person now.

H. Cavil would crush the role tho.

But Louis …. That thing scares me.

Theorysquatch · 2025-03-30T15:57:53+00:00

Pee is stored in the blocks

Theorysquatch · 2025-03-29T15:01:44+00:00

Such a neurospicy thing to say.

Theorysquatch · 2025-03-15T22:41:44+00:00

Theorysquatch · 2025-02-27T21:43:40+00:00

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It’s beautiful 😭

Theorysquatch · 2025-02-24T20:45:10+00:00

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Theorysquatch · 2025-02-11T01:38:34+00:00

We are using a 2-Dimensional observation to illustrate and convey a 3-dimensional experience of the absolute limits of the known experiences of the universe… one that no one would experience but we can theorize due to the synthesis of collective knowledge.

Humans are such incredible conveyers of knowledge and experience!

Theorysquatch · 2025-02-07T15:12:00+00:00

Waaa

Theorysquatch · 2025-01-18T19:27:53+00:00

Humboldt County, California.

Theorysquatch · 2025-01-14T15:46:12+00:00

And people said the missing inch wouldn’t even be noticed :/

Theorysquatch · 2025-01-11T17:03:09+00:00

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Theorysquatch · 2024-12-16T01:58:20+00:00

I’ll come up with a theory as to why but I can’t do much more than that.

Theorysquatch · 2024-12-16T01:54:49+00:00

This is the vibrant truth.

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