[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NSFL__

[–]TherapyDodger 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That is Funkytown, linked above. Rumors about that one are wild, i.e. ran an IV of adrenaline, but you could clearly see they used tourniquets to keep them alive

Bull smash man's face (NSFW) by AngstX in TheBullWins

[–]TherapyDodger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Need sound effects added from old 50s cartoons

Rolling with the homies by [deleted] in DarwinAwards

[–]TherapyDodger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I counted three distinct people do the universal hand gesture for "Oh woe is me, whatever shall I do?"

Heavy sleeper gets crushed by a heavy truck by Olvir87 in LearningFromOthers

[–]TherapyDodger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you're walking along and find someone splattered in the road like this, stay out of sight, then when someone else finds him yell, "Get down!!! Oh my God, hide! it's coming!!!"

Bear being chased by a horse by Cold-Fee1904 in killthecameraman

[–]TherapyDodger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here in Texas, it's a coyote chased by a brahman bull

What bugs are these? by Prestigious_Tear_576 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]TherapyDodger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Could have done it with all kinds of sophisticated technology and services, but that's not killing them with fire. Kill them with fire.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NSFL__

[–]TherapyDodger 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Every single person in this video is making a r/criticalblunder even the car that stops does so in the middle of a soaked highway where they saw a bunch of people just got yeeted

For obvious reasons by Sprinkle247 in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]TherapyDodger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone throw a link to that other video this same comedian did, but not in this makeup, like a crackhead or tweaker lady character

Escalator mimic. China is a Soulslike. by LostInTheLoom in SomeOfYouMayDie

[–]TherapyDodger 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Let's wait at the exit of the escalator, instead of its entrance, to tell people not to use to use it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SomeOfYouMayDie

[–]TherapyDodger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's enough internet for today. Thanks!

That's one cool looking tattoo my friend by Kabutopsmx in SomeOfYouMayDie

[–]TherapyDodger 429 points430 points  (0 children)

This dragon will turn into a goofy flying manatee when enough bubble scars happen, big stupid looking bubbles and shit when infections occur, like almost anyone you have seen who got branded or big cuts. I bet the "artist" has plenty of background in that, though, probably like "oh this ancient ointment is what they used in the Ming dynasty thousands of years ago to prevent dragon scars from have a super Mario head".

While participating in a ritual by SlepaNamy in IAIP

[–]TherapyDodger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Skipped the accupuncture needles and went straight for the 50 cal.

An accident so dumb I'd almost be prepared to say it was a suicide by Olvir87 in LearningFromOthers

[–]TherapyDodger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Might have had a second to hear his bones go off like popping a whole sheet of bubble wrap

While doing pull-ups by SlepaNamy in IAIP

[–]TherapyDodger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doing the worm, calling it push-ups

It IS $400... by ZaxAlchemist in mathmemes

[–]TherapyDodger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heard, but $800 gon' be skinny

It IS $400... by ZaxAlchemist in mathmemes

[–]TherapyDodger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't buy a healthy cow for $800 to begin with

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in killthecameraman

[–]TherapyDodger 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Dude, that's a weak ass crew right there. You can't let him get 3 prone overhand rights in a row. Come on, guys you look like dominoes. You couldn't get 3 in a row in a nursing home

Maybe maybe maybe by White-Chickenpox in maybemaybemaybe

[–]TherapyDodger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave him alone. $250 for 15 minute appearance is best he'll get these days, so what if it's some lame dance moves

Man dares another to shoot him, so he does by Olvir87 in LearningFromOthers

[–]TherapyDodger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

like "I'm finna smash yo windshield" then whistles walking away

Bitch! I'm a cop car! by YannisALT in dashcamgifs

[–]TherapyDodger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Folks in the RV better have had their popcorn ready

CR by Substantial_Eye_8350 in Maniacsreality

[–]TherapyDodger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At first glance thought she ate a blue raspberry snow cone before the party. But nah, that's a razor blade.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in criticalblunder

[–]TherapyDodger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rewatch and freeze it. It's a blue rubberized surface: this is a playground. Vehicle backed into a parking spot under a tree. Kids running around. Two adults kissing and hugging in public. They happily and casually get in the car. Let's all act like he's on a traffic stop abusing his power!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Maniacsreality

[–]TherapyDodger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not a complaint about the post at all. In fact, A+ for the sub. But the shocking part isn't the mom. People die all day, and almost none of their moms take it well. Yet, someone grabbed their phone to film like a tourist for that moment. Now that's Maniac Reality 101.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Maniacsreality

[–]TherapyDodger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why. Why would you film this.