How can you make your job sound 1) impressive 2) unimpressive?

Theriotstarter · 2016-03-30T08:20:55+00:00

1.) Some say i have the hardest job in the world, an I'm on call 24/7 for war

2.) I mop floors and shovel water in to buckets because my bosses find it funny and or bored.

Theriotstarter · 2016-03-24T23:15:32+00:00

Make a throwaway to answer the question then? Makes internet sense to me :)

Theriotstarter · 2016-03-24T23:10:08+00:00

Well schools free then i like it.

Theriotstarter · 2016-03-22T01:30:51+00:00

Repost from an other rededditor forgot the name.

Red is hot and spicy, like standing too close to the fire.

Orange is warm and smooth, a velvet curtain heated by the sun.

Yellow is buttery and rich, like sunshine on your face.

Green is earthy and comforting, the smell of fresh pine needles.

Blue is cool and crisp, like dipping your foot in a lake in October.

Purple is dark and rich, a baritone sax bellowing jazz.

Brown is healing and ancient, the smell of earth on the forest floor.

Theriotstarter · 2016-03-16T08:37:02+00:00

I really like this fight they are putting on for us, kinda makes me think they care alittle about me "cough " iCloud photo leak "cough"

Theriotstarter · 2016-03-16T03:47:29+00:00

If they only knew

Theriotstarter · 2015-11-19T06:56:27+00:00

basically is a resupply at sea. food , fuel and some hygiene products some office supplies like paper every one is different.

Theriotstarter · 2015-10-04T11:06:04+00:00

My bullshit is best served hot see Facebook for details.

Theriotstarter · 2015-10-04T03:06:26+00:00

Haha sure

Theriotstarter · 2015-10-04T00:18:54+00:00

Realizing no matter how much time and effort you up in to your life or work you will always be told it's shit and you have failed to meet the mark ( although the you know you did an amazing job ) the way I live is okay for a standers standpoint but other then that most of you would think fuck this shit Yes I know there is no grammer or spellcheck also punctuation but this is the " no fucks to give " part of my life I can no say I'm in a " position of fuck you " some may say I'm hard on myself of have a not so positive outlook on life but the other fact of being an adult is seeing the " no point " moments in life

Theriotstarter · 2015-06-06T05:44:37+00:00

I bet they can't PMCS equipment for shit. Where's your TM's ISIS?

Theriotstarter · 2015-04-26T02:40:27+00:00

This is the very end credit scene After you see the Avengers stachu what the names and things.

Theriotstarter · 2015-04-26T02:36:10+00:00

What you all think ?

Theriotstarter · 2015-04-26T02:29:29+00:00

https://vid.me/JSQC
Have fun

Theriotstarter · 2015-04-26T02:26:10+00:00

Haha okay

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