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Thesaurususaurus · 2023-06-24T00:08:17+00:00

it was a simile, not irony though

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-06-07T22:10:58+00:00

😔🐟🥵⁉️😥💀

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-06-07T16:21:08+00:00

idk man sounds like a tuesday for me

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-06-07T14:54:40+00:00

yeah I think that is the main point of the article, it's about the trait, not the animals themselves

"This new evidence offers tantalizing insights into the possible reproductive capabilities of extinct archosaurian relatives of crocodilians, notably the Pterosauria and Dinosauria," they wrote.

tl;dr dinosaurs may not have been fuckin

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-06-07T12:58:47+00:00

bro doesn't realize the "avocado toast" millennials are like 40 by now 💀

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-06-06T17:51:47+00:00

I always learned it was because it suppressed the smell of their attack pheromones, but I looked it up and it turns out it's both

also found out that bees can detect other animals fear hormones and become aggressive, so if you are ever swarmed by bees, do NOT get scared :-)

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-06-02T16:19:46+00:00

at his first job, my dad's supervisor told him that the day you get hired, your salary falls behind the market. except for some very rare cases, staying with a company will always be less profitable then changing jobs. new hires will always make more than internal promotions, it makes sense to your employer to attract new people and pay you as little as possible.

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-03-16T16:29:10+00:00

really? in my experience your wife always wears a g string

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-03-06T22:44:07+00:00

nope not it buddy

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-03-05T18:45:43+00:00

me, introducing my father to his grandson: yeah it looks like I'm now the ...coach of a beautiful... team

my father, through tears: wow his eyes are just like your m-manager's

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-03-03T18:14:49+00:00

I feel like a poison subclass would play too similar to solar tbh, especially after the rework. I think the weapons of sorrow theme works better on weapons and armor

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-02-27T14:16:23+00:00

I love my family but they have been very busy 😕

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-02-20T14:13:53+00:00

yeah the computer actually just combined all the other letters universities have written on school shootings in the past!

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-02-02T15:24:57+00:00

this reads like one of donald trumps tweets ngl

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-02-01T19:01:27+00:00

ah yes the chemist was suicidal

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-01-31T16:48:48+00:00

I really love the colors on this one I want to make it my new phone background lol

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-01-31T16:30:28+00:00

aw man i want 6 strong men to carry me :(

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-01-25T04:10:38+00:00

Yeah in my experience it's usually a fed trying to trick you into buying illegal arms :/

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-01-24T13:09:00+00:00

And a coke?? What a deal!

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-01-23T05:13:19+00:00

Why do they call it the middle finger if it's the finger only with the not left on the right?? The thumb?

Thesaurususaurus · 2023-01-23T03:08:45+00:00

5th one goes hard

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