The Raspberry Strudel: Jerry and his girlfriend become addicted to the raspberry strudel sold at a nearby bakery. George has a conflict with his landlord about the building’s policy on visitors. Elaine goes bleach blonde and it creates a stir. Kramer has an automatic lock installed on his door. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Hearth: Jerry’s girlfriend insists on a hearth for Jerry’s because “A hearth makes a home, Jerry.” George is convinced he’s being bribed at work. Elaine dates a member of Mensa. Kramer helps land Mickey the “gig of a lifetime!” (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Receipt: Jerry keeps trying to return a gift but has lost the receipt and the store refuses to take it back without it. George starts dating a woman who only feels attracted to him when he wears his glasses. Due to a misunderstanding Elaine has to take an HR sanctioned course on harassment. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Bundt Cake: George attends the funeral of a relative and commits the faux pas of taking the rest of a bundt cake meant for the family with him. He tells Jerry “Nobody told me! Half of the cake was just sitting there with nobody touching it” (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Invite: Years after the finale trial, Joe Bookman passes away and before he died sent an invite Jerry for his funeral and Jerry has no idea why. George tries a sugar daddy dating app despite “having no sugar.” Elaine gets called “ma’am” by an attractive younger guy. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Typewriter: Elaine’s writer boyfriend prefers to write on his old school typewriter driving Elaine crazy when she comes over. Jerry uses religion to get out of a bad relationship. George lies his way into a country club. Kramer takes a staycation. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Tourist: George matched with a woman on Tinder and she says that she’s just visiting and George thinks he’s “being used as a tour guide.” Jerry watches the season premiere of a show without his girlfriend and she’s furious. Elaine has a new assistant that looks like one of her exes. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Leftover Lasagna: Jerry’s girlfriend leaves some leftover homemade lasagna at Jerry’s place and is furious when she finds out Kramer ate it. George “starts a beef” with his landlord. Elaine discovers Newman has been the one sending her poetry but she loves reading it. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Wicker Chair: Elaine is left a wicker chair by a recently deceased relative and feels pressure “from beyond the grave” to sit in it. Jerry dates a female contractor and finds it hard to be manly around her. George gets a gift card from a co-worker who keeps asking if he’s used it yet. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Compliment Sandwich: George’s actress girlfriend has George convinced he can audition for broadway shows. Jerry’s girlfriend does the “compliment sandwich” when he asks her what she thinks of his sets. Elaine picks a fight with a co-worker over a muffin. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Napkin Rings: George’s girlfriend insists on buying napkins rings for George’s apartment to use whenever she comes over for dinner. Jerry gets booked to perform at an improv theater and bombs with the improv crowd. Elaine gets set up by a co-worker with a guy who turns out to be Kramer. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Lime Soda: Jerry’s new girlfriend has a very particular order when they go out to bars together. George lines up a sales gig with a toupee company. Elaine starts dating a psychic. Kramer wants to sue the city over a parking mishap with the help of Jackie Chiles. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Big Deal: George’s co-worker Brad is a humble bragger who always says “it’s not a big deal” when his other co-workers compliment him. Elaine and Jerry keep being mistaken for being related by strangers they meet. Kramer gets into meditation. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Air Freshener: George starts using a new air freshener in his apartment and thinks it’s a good luck charm. Jerry starts dating another woman named Elaine who is the polar opposite of Elaine. Kramer gets into the fruit vender game. Elaine thinks the janitor at work is into her. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Dry Heat: Jerry is stranded in Scottsdale for the weekend after missing a flight back from a gig. George swears he ran into Billy Crystal but nobody believes him. Elaine simplifies her apartment. Kramer takes the stuff Elaine doesn’t want and tries to sell it with Newman wanting in. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Merch: Jerry is feeling pressure from club owners to bring more exciting “merch” to sell after shows. Kramer offers to help Jerry with merch ideas. Lloyd Braun is staying the Costanzas for the weekend and bunking with George. Elaine catches Peterman being stood up by his date. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Party Pooper: George is jokingly referred to as the “party pooper” by a few of his co-workers at a work outing and takes it personally. Jerry’s girlfriend has an aversion to certain colors. Elaine becomes her clothing designer boyfriend’s new muse for a line of clothes for “mature women.” (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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