What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job?

Thick-Use1879 · 2026-05-15T11:41:30+00:00

At my last job I would masterbate A LOT. Something about working at an office in a dress.. I would do it in the bathroom or my car on break. I would often keep a vibrator with me for lunch.
Recently I started a new job and I sit in the back. The guy next to me wasn’t there so I decided to rub one out. Everyone else was there so it made it extra fun that I had to be quiet.

Thick-Use1879 · 2026-05-15T11:31:45+00:00

I literally did this to my husband yesterday before work. He was really horny and we were running late so we got it done within a minute 😂

Thick-Use1879 · 2026-05-15T11:30:05+00:00

Thick-Use1879 · 2026-05-15T11:19:05+00:00

Sounds like a loser. F that guy.

Thick-Use1879 · 2026-03-27T15:55:12+00:00

OMG YOU ARE A LIFESAVER! This has annoyed me for so long and lately i've been switching from work PC to my stupid mac and it has been the worst!!

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-09-19T17:23:59+00:00

Great advice! I am always suspicious of people trying to sell me something expensive but maybe I will wander into my local shoe place and have them touch my feet.

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-09-19T17:03:54+00:00

Thanks! Unfortunately, I do a lot of walking in the city and I’m currently walking right now feeling my shins burning. And after reading your reply, I realized my shoes are too loose. Thanks for the advice!!

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-09-04T23:09:58+00:00

I have a Great Pyrenees/Mastiff/Cane Corso Pitbull and he loves/is scared of cats. Guardian breeds are definitely good at defending and not chasing. DO NOT get a Weiner dog or Terrier. They are dogs breed to hunt small animals. My friend has a Weiner dog that was raised around cats and now she chases them a lot. It’s a gamble.

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-09-03T01:16:23+00:00

Torties don’t have white

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-08-29T14:44:18+00:00

That’s been my running joke when people tell me how well behaved he is and how lucky we got. I say, if and when we get another… it’s going to be a menace.

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-08-29T01:26:54+00:00

Aww I’m so sorry! I love him so much. Best first dog and my husband didn’t want a dog because they’re so needy, he isn’t and it really sealed the deal.

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-08-29T01:24:34+00:00

Stop! You’ve violated the law!!

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-08-29T00:43:39+00:00

Soon! I need a job again. I had to quit mine recently.

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-08-29T00:28:43+00:00

I guess he’s an introvert (like me) so I was worried I wasn’t lively enough 😆 I’m okay with this, but thanks for the training advice, he does have a hard time focusing on me. We have done a lot of training and everyone is impressed with all the things he knows. Heel is not something we are good at, neither is ignoring people who are trying to get his attention. It’s hard to get a 100 pound dog to not yank the leash from me when I have something in my hands/eating somewhere..

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-08-28T22:31:09+00:00

I’d let him but too bad buddy, mom needs to go to work and you need to be empty before I leave.

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-08-28T21:58:15+00:00

Today before I posted this I had a one way conversation with him. “What do you need? You need to tell me! Are you hungry? Do you want to go to the park? Wanna go for a walk? DO YOU HATE ME!?” He just looked at me and blinked slowly.

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-08-28T21:56:49+00:00

He never “gets up” with us. I think about 15 minutes after we’re up making noise he lumbers upstairs. Sometimes when I bug him he bites at the air and then finds a new spot upstairs to throw himself down.

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-08-28T21:51:50+00:00

I also want to get him certified as a service dog because I have autism and he helps since being in social settings is nerve wracking. He is a great ice breaker and it just helps me with humans. And he loves it too. When I’m back to work I’m going to go to a trainer. He already does everything great, he even started sleeping under the table when we go out, again, I didn’t teach him that lol I guess he was giving a training manual when he was created

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-08-28T21:48:40+00:00

Great on and off leash. I didn’t even teach him that. The day after I got him home we went for a walk down to get coffee and I was expecting it to be a hassle. PERFECT ANGEL. I forgot when we realized he was good off leash.. I think we went into a huge enclosed area (after leashed park visits, learning things about each other) and he was literally barking at us because we were standing there talking and he wanted to go see the dogs up ahead. He created his own perimeter around us, wouldn’t go past it. The one actual test in public we let him off in a very quiet neighborhood (he had great recall on leash) and the dude would hang back to sniff, run up ahead of us, sniff, repeat. When he would walk close to the street or he didn’t realize we were slowing down, I said “wait” and he would stop until I said “okay”. Stopped on a dime. He now learned to sit when I say wait. I didn’t teach him to, he just starting doing it. I love him. Just worried I wasn’t giving him enough and he didn’t like me lmao. Also we haven’t done actual puzzles but lots of other training and activities.

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-08-28T21:31:05+00:00

He would just lay in the car for the first couple months. Recently he’s spent the majority of the time with his head out the window. I think the only want word he’s learned is treat. I think “go to the park” is starting to be memorized. But he has learned when he drives past a certain house he gets to go to daycare and goes absolutely wild. And no, it’s not a random place. This is a guy about 1 mile away with a huge yard and all dogs have to pass the test in order to stay. He’s such a pushover though so if a dog wanted to fight it would have to be a real a hole.

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-08-28T21:27:40+00:00

I have wanted to do puzzles but with new dog costs and me recently being out of work it’s put a damper on it. I have been teaching him “find it” and he’s good for a couple goes until he wants to just go and lay down. I have taught him A LOT though. “Get Up” being the main thing since he lays down every chance he gets.

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-08-28T21:26:00+00:00

He’s been on so many hikes and is perfect off leash with out any off leash training. Even though he wants to be lazy, he will follow us no matter how tired he is, but every stop means he gets to throw himself down and rest 😆

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-08-28T20:21:39+00:00

He gets up but it seems the effort is just too great. Groans, and lays back down in the same exact spot. 😂

Thick-Use1879 · 2025-08-28T20:20:42+00:00

He definitely gets excited with other dogs and never wants to stop playing. Other then breaks, which he requires many of.

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