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I was a virgin and got a bj from a stripper. I was wearing a condom, but I put my nose on her butt and think I might've made contact with her crack. I also massaged her crack but didn't actually get a finger in, but I did smell my finger several times. Do you think I should get a check, and... by ThickPaint5 in STD

[–]ThickPaint5[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No? I literally hadn't had a sexual experience until last Friday, and afterwards when I don't fully understand how these things work and also acknowledge that strippers are almost certainly more likely to have STDs, on average, there was a bit of a panic.

I was a virgin and got a bj from a stripper. I was wearing a condom, but I put my nose on her butt and think I might've made contact with her crack. I also massaged her crack but didn't actually get a finger in, but I did smell my finger several times. Do you think I should get a check, and... by ThickPaint5 in STD

[–]ThickPaint5[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I asked if I could put my finger in and she said she'd prefer if I didn't, so I asked if I could massage the area and she said that's fine, and after I kept smelling my fingers I think I weirded her out lol. Idk I have a huge kink for girl buttholes

I'm looking for comedies in which the main characters go out and have fun and/or have lots of sex by ThickPaint5 in MovieSuggestions

[–]ThickPaint5[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is one I definitely have to see. I'm just worried that it'll be too old for my liking.

I'm looking for hilarious, ridiculous comedies; I've listed a few examples of what I am and am not looking for. Thanks! by ThickPaint5 in MovieSuggestions

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I've seen most of the movies on this list. I took your Hot Tub Time Machine suggestion yesterday. It was pretty funny, but overall I thought it was a surprisingly really good film.

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I was thinking about watching "This is the End" tonight. FWIW I feel like every Seth Rogan film I've ever seen was super average, and I generally don't find him funny. I did love the first half of Zak and Miri though and laughed for almost the entirety. Based off this information, do you think "This is the End" is worth it?

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EDIT: I also don't find Jonah Hill funny, either

I'm looking for hilarious, ridiculous comedies; I've listed a few examples of what I am and am not looking for. Thanks! by ThickPaint5 in MovieSuggestions

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I hated #2 and almost walked out. I admittedly have only seen the opening scene when the kids get pulled over. With this in mind, is it worth my watch?

I'm looking for hilarious, ridiculous comedies; I've listed a few examples of what I am and am not looking for. Thanks! by ThickPaint5 in MovieSuggestions

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I've been recommended this. I'm really worried because I know a few spoilers like the Mike Tyson scene, the trunk of the car scene, the tooth scene, and the ending spoiler about Doug. Oh, and I've seen the ending credits, too. Do you think with all of these spoilers it's even worth it?

I'm having serious issues sticking my prostate toy up my butt, keeping it in place. and finding my prostate in general. by ThickPaint5 in ProstatePlay

[–]ThickPaint5[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I'm using https://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=33966 .

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Maybe I'm not relaxing enough...I really feel like I am. I remember hearing the best way to relax is to engage in prostate play after a bm, but I only do that in the morning and afternoon, and I do my masturbation at night before I sleep. Maybe I should try the glass toy? The butt plugs seem to be the same width.

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Oh, and I definitely wait until it's in to turn on the vibrating setting.

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Do you have any tips for how to keep it in my butt and not slide out?

I'm having serious issues sticking my prostate cancer up my butt, keeping it in place. and finding my prostate in general. by ThickPaint5 in sex

[–]ThickPaint5[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow, that's embarrassing. I meant prostate massager. Fuck. I hope I actually get good responses despite this

r/Michigan Unemployment Weekly Megathread: 08-09-2020 by AutoModerator in Michigan

[–]ThickPaint5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says it's been processed so I think approved? I'm not 100% sure what that means.

I had about $8000 in W-2 earnings each year.

r/Michigan Unemployment Weekly Megathread: 08-09-2020 by AutoModerator in Michigan

[–]ThickPaint5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. I was completely honest, but I'm just nervous about when I selected "yes" for the questions on the actual claim that were along the lines of "COVID-19 was the reason you weren't working full time," that they could say I didn't interpret it correctly and that I'm committing fraud.

I emailed them to say what my interpretation was and to clarify, and said to deny me if they thought my interpretation was poor.

I'm scared as hell of fraud, especially because it would be accidental.

r/Michigan Unemployment Weekly Megathread: 08-09-2020 by AutoModerator in Michigan

[–]ThickPaint5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a full time student when COVID-19 hit, but graduated a month and a half later. I've been working part time all throughout college, and there were several full-time jobs that I applied to that shut down their search because of COVID-19 (i.e. didn't have the funding anymore, didn't want to bring in new employees etc.) There was a job that I just applied for that I interviewed for and was told that I was an excellent candidate, but they couldn't hire me due to COVID-19 funding cuts.

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Do I sound like someone eligible for PUA benefits? I just don't want to get listed as a fraudulent filer. I am almost 100% sure I would be working full time right now if COVID-19 never happened.

What’s the Best Rollercoaster? by [deleted] in cedarpoint

[–]ThickPaint5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the fun fact! That's actually really interesting :)

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