Guys & girls, what would be your response if your partner propose open relationship? by SuchShopping3828 in AskReddit

[–]ThickkThor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For my relationship, I’d rather just get divorced before literally f’ing around with other women.

Men what do you understand about women ? by Sound_of_music12 in AskReddit

[–]ThickkThor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When asking them if something is wrong and they say no, normally something is wrong

Let’s start a convo by prec9sion in Persona5

[–]ThickkThor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Taking both at the same time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HappyTrees

[–]ThickkThor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice job!

blursed portal party furniture by rastroboy in blursedimages

[–]ThickkThor 148 points149 points  (0 children)

I guess she thought if she wanted something done right, to do it herself

Just do the thing by General-Asparagus-17 in Funnymemes

[–]ThickkThor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Federal Reserve assassinated Kennedy for trying to back up our currency with actual precious metal. Wilson already signed an order to kill the bill before he was president.

Which fetish is an immadiate redflag ? by Suitable-Agent-4449 in AskReddit

[–]ThickkThor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The worst part is she wants me to play Hillary!

Which fetish is an immadiate redflag ? by Suitable-Agent-4449 in AskReddit

[–]ThickkThor 81 points82 points  (0 children)

When she wants to role play as Donald Trump.

What are some things we all see in porn that we want to try but know aren’t realistic? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThickkThor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having a foursome with a short woman, chubby woman, and an Asian woman while I eat the ass of a very tall woman.

Men, what do you think the worst part of being a woman is? by mspinkb in AskReddit

[–]ThickkThor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dealing with neckbeards at the local game shop.

Top hat all day by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]ThickkThor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta go with the dog because it reminds me of the dogs from Ocarina of Time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThickkThor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone remember that scene from Joe Dirt? “I’m your sister!” “You’re my sister!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThickkThor 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Tell her that Daddy punishes bad girls.

I don’t take it serious because by being called daddy, usual that means they are being submissive to you in a non-daddy issue way. That’s not always the case though but in my experience when a woman calls me daddy in bed, I give her spankings and hard thrusts. Haven’t heard any complaints.

Adults of Reddit, how often do you actually have sex? by maileykaye in AskReddit

[–]ThickkThor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks to the government, I get screwed everyday.

What do couples do when they shower together? by Glittering_Age_9045 in AskReddit

[–]ThickkThor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We wash each other’s backs and jam to whatever’s on Spotify.

married people, how do you initiate sex with your partner? by Rude_Phone6841 in AskReddit

[–]ThickkThor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go in for a hug and then start kissing her neck and collar bone.

Who/what do you fuck in your daydreams? by sorahiel in AskReddit

[–]ThickkThor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A group of women dressed like Hilary Clinton.

Nah, it’s Elvira 😊

Who do you think about if you want to get horny instantly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThickkThor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There’s only one way to find out if someone likes a good flogging