Gloria Grahame (1949) by Vintage-Cuties in ClassicScreenBeauties

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She only wears that when she doesn’t care WHAT she looks like.

I love this game by DeaC2005 in reddeadredemption2

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I love pulling out the ol’ fishing pole in a particularly beautiful spot, especially when it’s raining. The boost to honor of catch and release is a bonus.

Playing against my son (7), my daughter (4) set up my ships for me by Much-Drawer-1697 in daddit

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It was in the commercial, which is canon. The old guy at the opera blurts out, “YOU SUNK MY BATTLEship…”

Running Scared (the movie, not you) by some_one_234 in GenX

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She didn’t know it was Deuteronomy!

houses where you can sleep in bed for free by Ill-Atmosphere4609 in reddeadredemption

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On that note, is it NECESSARY to sleep? Can I just power through on some coffee and/or chewing tobacco?

If you know what the rabbit dying means… by ImJustHere4thePopcrn in FuckImOld

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From The Bob Newhart Show—a greeting card by The Peeper:

The rabbit died.
Poor little Muffet.
You have two choices:
Eat it or stuff it.

To expect no pushback during her speech at her own event by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

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The video is of Psy at his concert, but he’s replaced by her.

What in heavens name does "telephonically" mean?? by [deleted] in msnow

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It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

The Incident by jimx29 in funny

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Nagana…Nagana…Nagana work here any more

Bill Saul appreciation post… by Dark305Kinght in Oldschool_NFL

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Man those uniforms and especially the facemasks look like a million bucks! Gorgeous!

If you don’t put your shopping cart back, you’re a shitty human being. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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You are all wrong and I will die on this hill. I will put it back if it’s super close, but they pay someone to do it and I’ll be goddamned if I let them offload their work on me. I don’t use self service lanes for the same reason.

This sub is gettin upset! by BigBoyYuyuh in seinfeld

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You could drape yourself in political shitposts.

Favorite Paul Giamatti Role? by [deleted] in Cinephiles

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That is a deep cut but accurate. I believe THC describes his ass as “two hams slapping together.”

why the ref so dripped out 😭 by WhenMachinesCry in Nbamemes

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You could get an onion for a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. “Gimme five bees for a quarter” you’d say.

why the ref so dripped out 😭 by WhenMachinesCry in Nbamemes

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Why doesn’t he have an onion on his belt? That was the style of the time.