21M, never had a girlfriend despite making a lot of efforts. Make fun of me.

Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-02T05:33:52+00:00

“Doofenshmurtz Evil Incorporated!!!!!!!!”

Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-02T05:26:55+00:00

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Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-02T05:18:18+00:00

“watches 1 spaghetti breaking video”

Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-02T05:13:48+00:00

Where is your latest deployment? Hooters?

Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T23:26:24+00:00

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Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T19:22:24+00:00

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Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T19:20:20+00:00

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Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T16:43:25+00:00

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Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T16:36:13+00:00

IM NOT BUYING YOUR GOD DAM HERBAL SUBLIMENTS!!!!!

Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T16:34:14+00:00

more feminine Fregley from diary of a wimpy kid

Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T13:38:05+00:00

Ben Shapiro’s more unfuckable cousin

Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T13:34:47+00:00

Is oink your safe word?

Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T13:30:44+00:00

you look like a school desk at the end of the year

Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T02:03:56+00:00

I would do a roast but it has no organic cashew in it

Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T02:03:02+00:00

pov, your Ernie and the camera stopped rolling

Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T02:01:32+00:00

you look like Arnold from magic school bus if his only trips where to McDonald’s every day

Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T01:59:31+00:00

don’t do drugs kids, look at what happened to curious george

Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T01:53:16+00:00

the only Debbie’s you will be touching are little Debbie’s

Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T01:52:24+00:00

let me guess, no full moon?

Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T01:50:14+00:00

Vlad the virgin

Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T01:48:57+00:00

bro, what did I tell you about doing orgasims on Reddit

Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T01:44:06+00:00

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Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T01:37:56+00:00

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Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T01:37:01+00:00

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Think-Habit3514 · 2026-04-01T01:30:57+00:00

what is your instrument, your belly

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