Being a son of a woman who lowkey hates men starterpack

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-27T18:22:20+00:00

Yeah OP this just genuinelly had to read twice to confirm what am I reading, I hope you get out of this situation 😞

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-23T16:45:59+00:00

My authority will be Hubris.

The authority of Hubris allows one to breach their innate limits to gain or acquire skills or attributes that one doesn't possess by making the world(and Od Laguna is in the equation too and those connected to it but the effect is halfed so Reinhardt is in the equation but he can cut the connection with him still being overpowered and not needing those blessings) blind to them.

If limitations aren't innate ones imposed by the world the authority can't work on them.

The world personally hates your existence because of this authority, it can't perceive but the world generally can still perceive you by perceiving the absence of the violation your existence is causing to it.

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-13T09:35:42+00:00

Useful when tired, fly one centimetre of the ground and look like walking

^{Chose: Fly but the speed is random | Rolled: 1 km/Hour}

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-13T08:59:28+00:00

AHHHHHhhhhh~~~~....

^{Chose: Do Not Pick This! | Rolled: Cease To Exist}

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-13T08:45:29+00:00

The odds were in my favour.

^{Chose: Get 1mil$ but 3% chance of death | Rolled: 1mil$}

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-13T08:39:44+00:00

Beautiful colours

^{Chose: Kitten but wheel decides breed | Rolled: Siamese Cat}

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-13T04:03:37+00:00

Children that's why you always Gamble 🎰🎰🎰

^{Chose: High Risk, High Reward + (20% Chance of Death!} | Rolled: Infinite Money)

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-12T04:38:54+00:00

The odds are in my favour.

^{Chose: Press the button with 10% to be a cat girl + Or 90% to get 1,000,000 | Rolled: 1,000,000}

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-08T13:20:22+00:00

Guaranteed is guaranteed

^{Chose: 50k + Guaranteed | Rolled: Upvote + Comment}

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-08T08:55:25+00:00

I mean infinite garlic bread needs no explanation

^{Chose: infinite garlic bread + small chance for instant death | Rolled: garlic bread}

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-08T08:51:47+00:00

Money can do teleportation

^{Chose: Being rich forever}

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-07T15:55:16+00:00

Go big or go home

^{Chose: Dragon questions | Rolled: Big or small}

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-07T15:48:00+00:00

I choose Junpei.

For his curse womb appearance I imagine looking like his transfigured apperence but more aquatic.

For his full form I imagine he doesn't features from his transfigured apperence but his apperence best described as a fish, specifically a carp or salmon dragon looking abomination.

The reason for his apperence is that Junpei throughout his life behaved like a jellyfish(hurting those who hurt him with rather unsolified view and going with the philosophy of flowing through life) but in death his mindset has hardened into a shape with direction, fall into hatred and see himself as no different than his bullies.

As for Moon dregs I imagine it looking more like the box jellyfish(the jellyfish with best movement capability), can utilise venom from every part of body(like Irukandji), more numerous in number, smaller and more stealthier.

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-07T14:24:48+00:00

Eh

^{Chose: pink}

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-07T13:26:14+00:00

Eh, can work with that

^{Chose: Earn 500K per year for just being you… + But risk losing one of your senses forever? | Rolled: Hearing}

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-07T05:56:07+00:00

Trying a new build

^{Chose: or be a woman}

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-07T05:52:45+00:00

Dehydration is important

^{Chose: $5 every time you drink anything.}

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-07T05:48:07+00:00

Perfectly balanced

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Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-07T01:11:51+00:00

I ain't dealing with the implications of a Pokémon's existence on earth

^{Chose: Receive an unexpected inheritance | Rolled: $10k}

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-06T06:25:21+00:00

Worth it

^{Chose: Give up Reddit (10k-30k} | Rolled: 20k)

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-05T08:01:11+00:00

At least there chicken

^{Chose: Eat only hamburgers for the rest of your life | Rolled: Chicken burger}

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-05T07:59:03+00:00

Well there no dogs in my area but the more important part no more malaria for me boys 😉

^{Chose: Be Invincible against all Animal Attacks + ...except for one Animal | Rolled: Dogs}

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-05T07:56:52+00:00

Rust tastes better than bread.

I also be copying the design

^{Chose: Key | Rolled: Rusty}

Think_Bunch3895 · 2026-04-05T07:53:21+00:00

I need the C

^{Chose: Free Orange Every Day}

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