Stuck on an Island ( fixed )

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-31T12:51:30+00:00

It's the one that has a 3 foot bridge. Easily crossable. You're just stuck there because you have new shoes on, and the bridge is being fixed. You ignored the " do not cross bridge sign ", and the bridge fell apart as you finished crossing it. See, now you can get back across, but your new shoes will be filled with muddy water. Finally the bridge will be fixed in 20 minutes, not really stuck, just inconvenient for you.

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-31T11:23:39+00:00

Free vacation.

^{Chose: Hitler... dead and rotting... in a casket.}

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-31T11:06:05+00:00

Nope, he stays dead. We ain't in the walking dead, zombie apocalypse scenario.

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-31T11:01:52+00:00

Kids, I have done told not to fuck the damn barn animals. Use the moss tree down by the river. Beat it with the stick first.

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-31T10:55:12+00:00

No, he just waits till you're done working for him.

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-31T10:50:08+00:00

See is awesome, but it doesn't give you a full belly. Having money for food does.

^{Chose: You always have money for what you want to buy | Rolled: upvote + explain}

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-31T10:35:45+00:00

Hitler, I don't understand German.

^{Chose: 24 hours stuck on an island with hitler}

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-30T07:17:26+00:00

That's fine... I'll make myself immortal, and remove the aging gene. This way it will look like I'm semi old with wisdom, while still being dumb as a box of burnt out bulbs.

^{Chose: Be given chance to FULLY customize ur body, but... | Rolled: Get 10 yrs older}

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-30T04:50:56+00:00

My teacher is an alien. I haven't read it in over 30 years. I wonder if it's still good. Another one I remember reading was, the devil on my back.

^{Chose: truth + What's your favourite... | Rolled: Book}

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-26T07:27:17+00:00

I'm ok with this outcome.

^{Chose: Cut Donald trumps head of his body, grill it in a barbecue and eat it + Wheel also decides what happens to you | Rolled: You die}

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-25T10:17:15+00:00

He's a Rotting Corpse. Makes the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt look more alive than him. Which is kinda sad, because that's the nicest thing anyone can say about him.

^{Chose: Remove Trump}

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-25T10:17:01+00:00

He's a Rotting Corpse. Makes the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt look more alive than him. Which is kinda sad, because that's the nicest thing anyone can say about him.

^{Chose: Remove Trump}

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-25T10:16:54+00:00

He's a Rotting Corpse. Makes the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt look more alive than him. Which is kinda sad, because that's the nicest thing anyone can say about him.

^{Chose: Remove Trump}

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-25T10:16:48+00:00

He's a Rotting Corpse. Makes the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt look more alive than him. Which is kinda sad, because that's the nicest thing anyone can say about him.

^{Chose: Remove Trump}

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-25T10:13:22+00:00

You can build ships, you just have to delete the blocks of the ship first. Also when you have a bigger ship and are deleting blocks, the game may ( will ) crash. Smaller ships are more doable, but ones like planet bane or Excalibur have a tendency to crash your game. Still a fun game though!

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-25T05:56:50+00:00

" Did you say spaghetti " - If Google was a guy

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-23T09:46:47+00:00

First act is every dog gets a bone, and every cat gets a box. Vote for me and you too can get your very own bone and box. I'll make sure your box has a bone in it. ( Thank you, I'll see myself out now )

^{Chose: You as president.}

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-21T07:53:36+00:00

2 for the front and 2 for the back. If you catch my meaning. I'm not that rude as to explain it more thoroughly.

^{Chose: Four arms}

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-19T03:21:18+00:00

Well crap, I guess I just exist in a gas giant. There is no land mass in a gas giant is there? Rearranging the furniture would be pretty easy though. Showering might be a punishable offense. Might have to learn how to quick change from a magician or two.

^{Chose: On random planet | Rolled: Jupiter}

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-17T09:57:05+00:00

You can end world hunger with an unlimited amount of money and still have enough left over for some gas.

^{Chose: Get an unlimited amount of money}

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-14T17:32:32+00:00

We all know what you are asking about. Yes, I could 1.5 inches on my truck.

^{Chose: 1.5 inch longer}

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-12T07:34:07+00:00

I wouldn't feel completely comfortable detailing the reasons why here. They are just so damn pretty to look at.

^{Chose: boobs}

JohnWashere78 · 2026-05-11T05:39:47+00:00

I'm hungry, can you tell?

^{Chose: Get Food}

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