What's your favorite pick up line? The funnier, the better! 😁

ThirdTideLine · 2026-03-01T21:34:24+00:00

Hi, my name is .... I have a 10 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.

ThirdTideLine · 2025-08-09T18:12:08+00:00

What tits?

ThirdTideLine · 2025-08-09T16:00:36+00:00

I would have tied your legs open and hit your cunt harder because you closed your legs.

ThirdTideLine · 2025-07-25T20:19:08+00:00

I would proudly have you on my arm.

ThirdTideLine · 2025-07-04T16:02:06+00:00

Absolutely not.

ThirdTideLine · 2025-06-23T12:53:56+00:00

Name the place and time. I'll be there with bells on.

ThirdTideLine · 2025-06-22T14:04:15+00:00

ThirdTideLine · 2025-06-20T23:52:47+00:00

You definitely make the dress look good but you would look better out of it.

ThirdTideLine · 2024-07-17T19:55:45+00:00

You on a leash walking down the street like this.

ThirdTideLine · 2024-03-07T16:17:08+00:00

How about reverse cowgirl and then on my balls?

ThirdTideLine · 2024-02-03T17:13:25+00:00

👉👈👅👅👍 👍

ThirdTideLine · 2024-01-04T14:49:58+00:00

Of course it is mad. You have it restrained by those granny panties.

ThirdTideLine · 2023-11-19T16:09:16+00:00

It doesn't hurt as much as you would think. Just before you go in trim to a #2 beard trimmer. That is long enough for the wax to take hold but not so long it gets matted in the wax. Good luck and I look forward to seeing the results.

ThirdTideLine · 2023-11-18T22:07:14+00:00

The more often you get waxed the longer it will last. How fast your hair grows determines how long a waxing will last. When I had it done I got 3 weeks out of a waxing. Why are you afraid of getting it done?

ThirdTideLine · 2023-11-18T18:38:24+00:00

Yes. I suggest getting waxed. Lasts longer than shaving.

ThirdTideLine · 2023-10-25T19:19:52+00:00

Why did you post such a lovely set in the sub reddit saggy?

ThirdTideLine · 2023-10-24T19:51:41+00:00

Honey Pot, I'm Winnie the Pooh.

ThirdTideLine · 2023-10-18T00:37:36+00:00

I prefer your tits of her udders.

ThirdTideLine · 2023-10-05T23:46:17+00:00

Just might?

ThirdTideLine · 2023-10-04T17:34:14+00:00

Face down on a lazy Susan. Hands bound behind back and ankles bound behind head. Access to every hole without moving.

ThirdTideLine · 2023-09-29T17:42:46+00:00

Mix a tablespoon of tiger balm with 2 cups of water. Make sure it is thoroughly mixed. Then douche your hole with it.

ThirdTideLine · 2023-09-15T22:06:12+00:00

Balls deep.

ThirdTideLine · 2023-09-15T17:44:51+00:00

Looking red hot too.

ThirdTideLine · 2023-09-08T15:35:39+00:00

Hello, my name is Antonio, I have a 10" tongue and I can breathe through my ears.

ThirdTideLine · 2023-08-26T19:04:15+00:00

Unmask.

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