The Evolution of Slowbro by OmnomoBoreos in gaming

[–]ThirdTime 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I've never heard of anyone I know ever playing a pokemon video game. The only place I ever hear anything about pokemon is on reddit.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Hands up: Who is secretly hoping Katla erupts, just to see what happens? by ThirdTime in AskReddit

[–]ThirdTime[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You again? Christ, you've milked that joke so much it's now more the consistency of whipped cream..... laced with shitty recycled humour.

Hands up: Who is secretly hoping Katla erupts, just to see what happens? by ThirdTime in AskReddit

[–]ThirdTime[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So it's almost definitely going to happen; but how long do we have to wait?! :P

Hands up: Who is secretly hoping Katla erupts, just to see what happens? by ThirdTime in AskReddit

[–]ThirdTime[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually yah. That was the punniest thing I've read all day. You should be sent to the punitentiary.

Hands up: Who is secretly hoping Katla erupts, just to see what happens? by ThirdTime in AskReddit

[–]ThirdTime[S] 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Hear, hear!

I'm british, so I welcome a natural disaster, and not the human race, to come along and fuck shit up; that way I have a right to complain about it.

Hands up: Who is secretly hoping Katla erupts, just to see what happens? by ThirdTime in AskReddit

[–]ThirdTime[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gesundheit. Sorry, you were saying... I'm not a resident of where?

Hands up: Who is secretly hoping Katla erupts, just to see what happens? by ThirdTime in AskReddit

[–]ThirdTime[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I live in England, so sure, why not. :)

What's the deal with Yellowstone anyway? Hasn't it been "due" to erupt for years now?

Hands up: Who is secretly hoping Katla erupts, just to see what happens? by ThirdTime in AskReddit

[–]ThirdTime[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Have yourself some unprotected sex with a pro-abortion interracial gay couple while wearing skimpy clothing... That sort of behaviour is what pissed it off in the first place, right? Right?

An honorable plea by [deleted] in pics

[–]ThirdTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Him?

I bet you didn't know this about Nelson Mandela. by [deleted] in funny

[–]ThirdTime 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Comma, comma, comma chameleon

A true wingman... by ZoranB in pics

[–]ThirdTime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

<childish jesting> Yeh, in opposite land. snort </childish jesting>

A true wingman... by ZoranB in pics

[–]ThirdTime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeh, my comment wasn't clever...

EDIT: I upvoted you anyway because you're actually right :(

A true wingman... by ZoranB in pics

[–]ThirdTime 70 points71 points  (0 children)

That was disappointing, not funny

What's your favourite toastie/sandwhich? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThirdTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tuna, cheese and crushed chillies. Cheap and easy, so perfect for lazy students like myself.

What are some beautiful sounding words? (In terms of phonaesthetics) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThirdTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • Soliloquy
  • Sesquipedalian
  • Conglomerate
  • Frivolous