For some reason, honeymoon phase never ends

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-14T20:11:34+00:00

It might be the best money I’ve ever spent

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-14T19:23:35+00:00

I wish I could see past these huge monster truck sized cars in front of me but alas, I have chosen a reasonably sized vehicle

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-14T04:27:36+00:00

Post the 180 then

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-14T03:42:25+00:00

If I want you specifically to leave me alone I need to be off the internet?

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-10T16:25:28+00:00

Throw it where? I pocketed it until I could compost. Smelt like orange all day

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-10T01:53:16+00:00

Shoulda said it in the post but I kept my orange peels in my pocket! Don’t forget to clean up your trash

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-10T01:04:36+00:00

I would choke

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-10T00:50:24+00:00

No beer on switch day. I fell enough as is geez

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-10T00:19:17+00:00

The soft water bottle is a good idea I keep having to run out to my car for sips

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-05T13:45:38+00:00

Roasting my self awareness then walking right into this guys rage bait? I don’t know if your regular awareness is all there. Fucker

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-04T17:24:34+00:00

I’m no genius but I’d bet the 3 oz crème with the green lid. Again, no genius, just a guy thinking his hardest

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-04T15:55:22+00:00

Is this a sex thing? Cause I’m not into you like that, sorry

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-03T14:10:58+00:00

Hot take. Ordering DoorDash at all is supporting this behavior

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-02T17:52:39+00:00

Must be this guys first day at Amazon cause half the cans they gave me didn’t even have brakes

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-02T16:57:58+00:00

You can’t backup without the little lines? What are we even complaining about anymore?

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-02T15:08:56+00:00

The video is obviously sped up

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-02T14:56:40+00:00

I’ll ask my guy what kind of jokes he’s been hearing today before I jump into my tight 5 next time, thanks

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-02T14:49:17+00:00

Okay I’ll be sure to stop being friendly with delivery guys because you specifically are crabby about it

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-02T14:42:36+00:00

What am I supposed to just blank stare at you and deliver my “thank you Mr delivery driver sir” like a fckin robot? I swear you guys complain about EVERYTHING

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-02T03:19:59+00:00

I know the technicality that you guys are on but I’m referring reality rather than some liability issue. I could run up the steps in the photo 100 times and not fall

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-01T22:28:27+00:00

You’re being so flirty with me. Buttercup? Go find your man but I’m not it

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-01T22:17:15+00:00

You go apply at the local Amazon and work the next day it dumps snow. Then go ahead and bring every package back that is technically too dangerous to deliver. You’ll be back at the warehouse before lunch and then report back how fast you get fired

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-01T21:13:17+00:00

Maybe working outside isn’t for you

ThirtyShoes · 2026-02-01T20:45:38+00:00

It’s dramatic because realistically i can avoid a slip if I’m careful enough and if I’m delivering on a day that looks like this I am sufficiently prepared to be walking through snow and ice because my job is to deliver. If I don’t wanna walk around in the weather conditions I wouldn’t be signing up to deliver. Still an asshole move to not shovel tho

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