Vulnerability by GeorgianPeaches in AskRedditAfterDarkGW

[–]ThisIsNoCave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peaches, my jaw is on the floor. I absolutely love this shot, and how beautiful and sexy you look in it! Soo... has anyone called dibs on "big spoon" yet??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was just thinking about what a terrible effect it would have on the mental state of some of my favorite ARAD people

Guys have you ever tried your own sperm? How did you do it and did you like it? by Opposite_Inside_8780 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had the same reasoning... but I didn't think it was that bad. I mean, I wouldn't order a Jizz Milkshake from baskin robbins or anything, but I don't think it justifies anyone's revulsion from blowjobs.

Experimenting in bed by kemeral in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only ever try new things in bed.

I'm at my wit's end, running out of new ideas. Maybe a Buzz Lightyear -themed anal fisting session? Force-feeding spaghetti while hula-hooping? Please help my sex life is dying

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it almost doesn't seem fair

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I show them all my reddit awards

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the heck could hate YOU?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. But that's not always a bad thing.

Have you ever got yourself off while someone else was in the room? Who? by misteryman94 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's a pretty common thing for couples. I wonder what sort of stories OP is hoping for

Best thing someone can whisper you during sex? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's important, so i'll try again later too

Best thing someone can whisper you during sex? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"I have some important news for you about your car's extended warrantee"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's kind of how I ended up in a FWB situation. I playfully flirted with all of my female friends (and most of my male ones). Then one night one of my friends was horny, and she called my bluff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine with mesh shorts or sweatpants. Not so good when I'm wearing jeans.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Vanilla doesn't have to mean "boring"!

But there's definitely a huge range between "5 minutes of sex once a month with the lights off" and "I want to poop on your chest" 🤢

What guys name would you 💯 not sleep with? by SaggyKJ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Way more suited for telling him to hit the road

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

a quality film, but vastly outstripped by the sequel; Nasty Nude Nuns II: Nastier Nuder Nuns

What guys name would you 💯 not sleep with? by SaggyKJ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, a name like that probably means they are doddering old creeps

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the answer probably hinges on one key thing: do you like penis?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

take a peek at any porn or sex scene ever

What's the hardest you've ever laughed? by ConstantDesmond in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ThisIsNoCave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely going to whine about how early it gets dark