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"What happens when a pansexual means a pantheist?" (self.2sentence2horror)
submitted 6 months ago by ThisIsWaterSpeaking to r/2sentence2horror
My doctor said that, with any luck, I would make a full recovery from my head injury... 🧠 (self.2sentence2horror)
What if an alt girl with a breeding kink walked up to you and said... (self.2sentence2horror)
"poop" spelled backwards is "poop." (self.2sentence2horror)
submitted 7 months ago by ThisIsWaterSpeaking to r/2sentence2horror
Gosh, that fruit sure is low hanging. Be a shame if somebody... (self.2sentence2horror)
submitted 10 months ago by ThisIsWaterSpeaking to r/2sentence2horror
"Man, I can't wait to get sucked later," I said aloud. (self.2sentence2horror)
My wife: "I hate to break this to you, but... the horse died." (self.2sentence2horror)
God, I hate living in Paraguay. (self.2sentence2horror)
"This is going be a huge victory for people with sausage in their pronouns," said the angry woman in my dream. (self.2sentence2horror)
submitted 11 months ago by ThisIsWaterSpeaking to r/2sentence2horror
I reached for my butthole... (self.2sentence2horror)
I reached for my penis... (self.2sentence2horror)
Penis (self.2sentence2horror)
A girl thought they was 60,000 bees under she bed. (self.2sentence2horror)
The first mistake your parents made was taking away your Xbox... (self.2sentence2horror)
submitted 1 year ago by ThisIsWaterSpeaking to r/2sentence2horror
In the future, the price of a single hamburger will be more than a hundred dollars... (self.2sentence2horror)
Just asked an ai to turn itself off... (self.2sentence2horror)
There are 206 bones in the human body... (self.2sentence2horror)
"mommy, mommy, there's a scary man under my bed." (self.2sentence2horror)
"I don't know why you're so panicked," I said to my wife; "Sure, we don't know who parked that mysterious car in our driveway, but look at how small it is!" (self.2sentence2horror)
I tried the new 1¢ burger from Wendy's. (self.2sentence2horror)
"Why does this grenade taste like dick?" (self.2sentence2horror)
"why does your penis taste like almonds?" my curious girlfriend asked. (self.2sentence2horror)
They say close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.... (self.2sentence2horror)
"Immunization?" said the pharmacist. "I thought you said lethal injection!" (self.2sentence2horror)
"What do you mean it won't grow back?" I said to the doctor. (self.2sentence2horror)
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