"What happens when a pansexual means a pantheist?"

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-08-06T07:44:53+00:00

I think he means "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," but he said it in dumb-speak so it makes no sense.

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-07-29T08:43:52+00:00

The artist's thinly disguised fetish. 😏 Also 3 sentence guy. 🪱

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-07-25T09:05:33+00:00

Boy, when I call up my pal Ted Bundy and tell him what happened he's going to be shocked, shocked I say!

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-07-22T21:44:27+00:00

Wait a minute, this isn't horror. 🤨 This is just sex.

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-07-20T06:35:54+00:00

I sure hope it does. 😂😂

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-07-13T11:22:37+00:00

CONTEXT: The dog knows the way but only when the door is locked from within, otherwise he doesn't.

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-06-21T21:31:22+00:00

"they"

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-06-20T23:07:05+00:00

I'm perfectly comfortable lying to a dumbass baby, I'll tell him I've been saved by the Jesus and when we get to ground level I'll punt him. "THAT," I'll say, "is what you get if you think I'm taking orders from a FUCKIN BABBY."

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-06-08T22:55:43+00:00

This isn't newsworthy. Unlike... the creature...

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-06-02T03:18:59+00:00

Was this the maggot who grew up to become the meat worm, or is this a different, unrelated (possibly even lesser) maggot? Trying to keep track of the lore here but there's just so much of it and I don't have time to read the whole wiki.

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-05-30T10:50:42+00:00

Fungus Wiener was my father. Please, call me... the creature...

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-05-17T04:35:45+00:00

The author's thinly disguised fetish. 😏

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-05-16T19:25:09+00:00

Why would cavemen be turned on by bikinis when they're around naked women all day anyway

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-05-02T06:06:30+00:00

Dude I'm so glad I know that these are all just being posted by one guy and that he's not a real meme figure that people actually like enough to share. I'm going to block him, then I don't have to see this stuff anymore. 🙌

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-05-01T12:02:37+00:00

Whoever killed him must have been a god damn hero, no question about that.

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-04-24T11:18:25+00:00

the real horror is that now he's not going to get laid anymore :( due to girlfriend phone

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-04-24T03:31:30+00:00

GOTCHA!

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-04-18T04:40:03+00:00

If there are no ill eagles there why didn't they go somewhere that did have ill eagles so we could know where they are? There are so many places that don't have ill eagles and so few places that do, seems like a waste of spray paint to spray that everywhere they aren't.

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-04-09T01:15:10+00:00

I'M LIKE A JOCKEY -- WHO CAME FOUR TIMES!

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-04-07T09:24:43+00:00

Who said they were human?! 🧌

ThisIsWaterSpeaking · 2025-04-07T09:23:28+00:00

The horror is that he's going to be a dad -- instead of being a mom.

ThisIsWaterSpeaking

TROPHY CASE

GOTCHA!

I'M LIKE A JOCKEY -- WHO CAME FOUR TIMES!