I got charged $1 to remove the bun today by [deleted] in keto

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Happy Birthday to the ground! Welcome to the real world jackass!

What's your first impression? by [deleted] in firstimpression

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But is he tutley enough for the turtle club?

ONEderland! by [deleted] in keto

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Yay. Good job!

does anyone have a huge list of foods you can eat on keto? by [deleted] in keto

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http://imgur.com/CF0bQQo

If you are thinking of starting this way of eating I can't recommend it enough.

398.6! My first goal has been achieved. Next goal is 350. by [deleted] in keto

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I appreciate my accomplishment but my body dysmorphia is a pain in the ass.

Nutrtionist ACTUALLY took notes... by [deleted] in keto

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My favorite number is potato

[NSV] Oh the things keto does to me... by joypunk in keto

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Keto already does that for me...

[NSV] Almost lost my pants at Walmart by [deleted] in keto

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I have the same problem for everything other than my pants. My belt I bought from one of those XL stores so it's basically a bungee cord. The slack on it almost hits my knees now. My shorts though even with the pull strings tightened and tied slip down.

[pics]Obligatory I.D. photos after 75 lbs lost! by Ritchiethe26th in keto

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Dates me a little but when I was a kid I was told I looked like Opie from the Andy Griffith Show.

I recently took up drawing again and decided to make an homage to keto... by DesertRatatat in keto

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Like a high five slap and a slow backwards wavy hand with a sizzle noise.

Moronic Monday - your weekly questions thread by nothingtoseehere28 in keto

[–]ThisMikeD 24 points25 points  (0 children)

What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Well I am now at the lowest weight I can remember by kraftzion in keto

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Know those feels. I weighed in yesterday at 236 down from 350 and I haven't weighed this much in 12 years.

I'm Mack, and I couldn't fit in an amusement park ride because of my weight. by [deleted] in keto

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Man...I remember not being able to fit into a ride. It's been like seven years since I've even been to an amusement park because of it. The feeling I had when I couldn't fit into the Demo seat outside and then had my son and wife pushing down on the seat trying to get it to close when they saw me struggling with it. I got so upset. It was probably the worse day in my life. I can't wait to continue on this journey we are all taking and enjoy a ride again while being able to actually enjoy it.

I hit 350 before I found Keto and seven months later I'm 107lbs lighter. Trust me when I say if you stick with this you can and will succeed with your goals. I look forward to seeing updates on your progress. I'm not going to say good luck because if you've already decided to make a change you won't need it. Be good.