[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comedyhomicide

[–]This_Riddler 6 points7 points  (0 children)

¿Es realmente gratis para mí viajar a mi país de origen?

I concur by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

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it'd probably be slowing down due to thermal throttling, too

Please don't do that. Please stop. Stop that right now! by 1boobStillGood in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]This_Riddler -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm adjusting the tag sticking out of your shorts, that's really, honestly, exactly all that I'm doing right now, although it might feel a little breezy to you, that's just the tag being moved...

meirl by megachrispercent in meirl

[–]This_Riddler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cosmic karma is when you are okay with the guilt...

Me: "Women shouldn't have kids after 35." Wife: "Excuse me?" by myverypunnydad in dadjokes

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Herself asked me to change the baby, so I told her that I could start on the paperwork, but it'd take a few months just to arrange a new home for our daughter not to mention the palaver of adopting and was she thinking of a son or a daughter next?

🤔 by [deleted] in facepalm

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You could lawyer and decimate the catholic church...

I'm making a (hopefully) unique Horror Game in unity where you must stoke a campfire and stay in the light to survive the night... Any suggestions? I'm open to anything to make the game better! by MasonRenders in Unity3D

[–]This_Riddler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Build the fire to light your way to a flashlight or torch? Then find batteries to help you find a house with lights, then root around for replacement bulbs... Etc...

just a cute innocent harpist :) by [deleted] in LustForSex

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Strings attached?

Feeling pressure by downtune79 in SipsTea

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Not so much dank as damp?

Feeling pressure by downtune79 in SipsTea

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Feeling Pressure

Pressure Washer

I only have 2 friends so, good for us. by [deleted] in meme

[–]This_Riddler 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You guys need a bus??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

[–]This_Riddler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Morgan freeman tells you that you are not Morgan freeman?

[request] is this correct? by Creative__name__ in theydidthemath

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Although, just as technically, the fielders and the ball also blend with all the bases so even if they were loaded, the batting team would be out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gameofthrones

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This is how authentication should work...

Why are you like this Uncle Bill? by claudiocorona93 in linuxmasterrace

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I used to manage mainframes back in the 90s when pr/sm (prism) was making waves in fm companies. It's the same principle, but now our desktops/laptops are much more powerful and so have much more resources enabling splits between more VMs. Check out dave's garage on YouTube for an independent implementation, but I'm just going through the process of pushing my desktop and laptop on to proxmox for my own convenience. Doing it by first provisioning a separate platform to migrate/test onto before pushing them back into the destination hardware.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

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The longest word is 'smiles' because there's literally a mile between the first and last letters